Okay. So.
I went to europe and stuff. It was AWESOME, duh.
I did a lot of things and more importantly, ate a lot of things and high fived a ton of strangers...but now I'm back.
It's christmas and stuff? Whaaat? Where did the time go?
So here is a super condensed image version of the past few months.
SEPTEMBER (still in new york)
LONDON
BARCELONA
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One of my fav lady friends at Park Guell
I was aggressively yelled at for a good ten minutes by a spanish man for crawling in that thing. I know. I'm that obnoxious american. IM SORRY!!!
I can teach you how to dougie. No, really.
WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!
The prettiest gelato you ever did see
Nigggghtlyfe
Death is SERIOUS
In a hostel in barcelona. Pretty sure I only slept two hours a night the entire time I was there. That's the face of exhaustion right there.
Parade magic! Helloooo
SARDINIA
PARIS
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obligatory louvre shot
You asshole. Why do you think it's funny to bite me? Jerk.
le eiffel towah. Good place for napping if it wasn't for the creeper purse snatchers creep creepin everywhere.
I think my largest expenditure on this entire trip was these tasty treats. totally worth it. Just sayin.
GOLD!
Versailles has chandeliers like a mofo
I'm in versailles, guys! Look at meee! I can make facial expressions!
Pretty sure I took a million photos of textiles in there like a nerd.
Yeah, I know. grow up.
Ballin in Paris
Making death sexy in the catacombs
Upside down crosses! Diablo! METAL
I don't know what this building is, but it looked gooood.
PRAGUE
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Where is yo shoes?
I'm super into foilage. No really. No irony there. I like foilage.
Czech cash is the prettiest thing you ever did see.
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I got lost in this town where this crazy bone church is...a couple hours outside of Prague and everyone there only spoke czech. The ticket dude told me when I left that there was only one train coming back that day and I was fully ready to sleep outside (ok, not ready. More like terrified) I could not find my way back to the train station for the life of me. Then I saw a couple of teenage girls and they were blasting Lady Gaga from a cellphone and I thought, "I bet they know english!"
No.
but through some sort of magic, they understood where I needed to go and they literally walked me to the bus station (it took an hour)because they couldn't explain to me how to get there.
I wish I could sent those girls a christmas card. For sure.
So serious!
I also went to milan which was a blast like whoa...so much that I have no photographic evidence except for in my brain...but perhaps that's better.
And amsterdam! I stayed with the endlessly lovely Clio who made me tea about fifty times a day and educated me about bizarre swedish metal bands.
I think by this time I became bored with taking pictures. OOPS.
Then I went to california for a while, where I helped my uncle harvest his uh...garden?
I was a confetti explosion for halloween, which was preeettty dope. Hundreds of pom poms safety pinned to a little dress. I forget where I put that picture, but oh well.
Does anyone read these things anymore anyhow?
I doubt it.
