into: C#,Java,PHP,C++,scams,gizmos, puzzles,words,inventing,cooking, rainstorms,mysteries I can solve and mysteries I can't,the people in this world who kiss gently but that you want on your side in a street fight

occupation: Wesley Snipes stunt double, jewel thief, part-time watch snatcher

current crush: Natasha Rostov

stats: !kcoR s'teL

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gets me hot: geek glasses,coding skillz,a nose in a book,retro haircuts,tight shirts,matching berets and toenails,a fuck-it-all attitude,clothing optional situations,piercing stares,raised eyebrows,dirty grins,guilty smiles,grifter girls,acrobats,pickpockets,double entendres,women who can talk dirty or just want to learn,the expression on a girl's face who's jonesing for johnson but trying to hide it,shy but not shy at all

favorite position: anything that gets my uglies bumping against yours will do fine

fantasy: There's not enough apple sauce in the world to pull it off.

sign: Next stop - the twilight zone