The Adventures of Wolverine:
the Sexist X-Man
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*Wolverine walks through a hallway and by chance passes Storm. Storm begins a discussion with wolverine.*
Storm: "Hey Wolverine, I just learned a new power!"
Wolverine: "Oh yeah that's great, but the only powers you should be using are your baby making, cooking, and cleaning powers, you crazy broad!"
*Wolverine then walks away with an accomplished look on his face.*
(Announcer) Will Wolverine ever arrive at his destination? Well Storm claim some sort of revenge against Wolverine for his comments? What was Storm's new power? And why are you still watching this outlandish crap? Find out next week, same sexist time, same sexist network!
the Sexist X-Man
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*Wolverine walks through a hallway and by chance passes Storm. Storm begins a discussion with wolverine.*
Storm: "Hey Wolverine, I just learned a new power!"
Wolverine: "Oh yeah that's great, but the only powers you should be using are your baby making, cooking, and cleaning powers, you crazy broad!"
*Wolverine then walks away with an accomplished look on his face.*
(Announcer) Will Wolverine ever arrive at his destination? Well Storm claim some sort of revenge against Wolverine for his comments? What was Storm's new power? And why are you still watching this outlandish crap? Find out next week, same sexist time, same sexist network!
So today I went to get some ice cream at Cold Stone and I walked past this homeless guy sleeping in the parking lot seemingly cuddling up with his bicycle, and I began to wonder if it was wrong of me to have my first thought be, "AW, he has a friend!" But what if that's just seeing the glass half full... hm, I dunno.
And while I'm on the subject of Cold Stone (or not) what ever happened to their Peanut Butter ice cream flavor? I loved to get that mixed with chocolate ice cream and then add in some Reese's Cups and Brownie… (MmmMmmMmm) …Sorry I'm back, anyways what happened to that stuff; did they figure out that it was the cause of AIDS or something? And if it was, what's the big deal, right? I mean it's not like anyone cares about AIDS anymore, now Super AIDS, that's a different story.
And NOW on the topic of Super AIDS; did you know that the only difference between the two is that Super AIDS can be transmitted threw air like the flu not just threw blood… also it sprouts wings and takes the form of a pterodactyl; and yes, I spelled that right.
And while I'm on the subject of Cold Stone (or not) what ever happened to their Peanut Butter ice cream flavor? I loved to get that mixed with chocolate ice cream and then add in some Reese's Cups and Brownie… (MmmMmmMmm) …Sorry I'm back, anyways what happened to that stuff; did they figure out that it was the cause of AIDS or something? And if it was, what's the big deal, right? I mean it's not like anyone cares about AIDS anymore, now Super AIDS, that's a different story.
And NOW on the topic of Super AIDS; did you know that the only difference between the two is that Super AIDS can be transmitted threw air like the flu not just threw blood… also it sprouts wings and takes the form of a pterodactyl; and yes, I spelled that right.
