"oops i this is allie i forgot i was in joe's account"

"He is the Pineapple to my Kiwi "

"One of these days we're going to go out and have pancakes... and I'm going to ride his back like Yoda!
then more pancakes of course.
*Little known fact about Rex- he can give someone more nicknames then they'll ever need in their life.
Rexy is Awesome-o
- Numero 4"

"This man is full of lies....SWEET SWEET LIES!!!"

"He has one hell of a fucking amazing sense of humor. He's the guy you turn to when you feel sick & down. He's also the one that can make you :swoon: like woah. They don't come much better then this. I heart this boy like woah. "

"his man bits are the equivalent of Mount Everest"

"The R-Dog iz my gangsta soul mate blad!
we iz guna pop caps in asses all round here, fo sho!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word."

"ahahhahah! too funny well i actually decided not to go this year - not as bumbed as i thought i would be (but i'm sure i still missed a good fight or two)

that kid---lmao"

"Best one day husband a lesbo star wars fan could ask for!"

"Heh. Where the hell did this guy come from? They should send him back and make copies. Many many copies. I'll only need two "

""