Life has been soul-crushingly mundane.
SUP.
- My name really is Rex. I'm not good with monikers, aliases or handles.
I would've used 'Rex' yet it was taken an older member. - I mean what I say and say what I mean. There's no hidden meaning behind my words. No supposition you can fathom. Just accept them and move on.
- I'll be 31 in June. So I'm way past my expiration date here. Any day now, they'll take me to Carrousel...
- I'm slow. It took two years of convincing to finally make me sign up on SG. Then "only" five more years until I finally believed that I can shoot a decent set or three for a few friends. Then again, I could always back out, like usual.
- Despite being on a site full of boobs and butts, deep down I'm a pretty reserved guy. By that I mean I haven't been around much. OK, he doesn't have any tattoos and now you're telling me he hasn't been with a lot of women?! LAME.
I don't know what else to tell you that's relevant to this site. hmm. Oh yeah... I'M NOT A CREEP.
For the last 18 days, I've been contemplating whether to try dating again. It's been well over a year since I've given it a shot and honestly, I was bored out of my skull. Mind you, I'm not looking for "The One" or whatever bullshit the media conglomerates have spun up to spoon-feed you. I merely want to know that my wiring is at least marginally compatible with another person. ...one preferably with boobies and a vagina. I don't need a love connection, just a legit connection. I miss that very much.
PROBLEM: Ever since I was a kid, I've been an 'old man'. My ideal weekend is going on a museum run, heading to my fave tea house and maybe discuss our views on the world and personal philosophies, rather than what this bitch said at work, or who's on TMZ now. Intelligence has been my strength, my weakness and ultimately my relationship downfall. If you don't keep my synapses firing in a rapid pattern, my interest wanes pretty damn quick. Doesn't matter how smoking hot you are. That all sags over time anyhow.
So yeah, that's it.
Go home now.
Probablemente voy a ir a El Valle pronto. Tengo la intencion de comer mi racion de frijoles negros refritos, chicharron, camarones a la diabla, chile relleno, y beber una gran cantidad de tequila y sangria (los refrescos y el vino). Flan, tambien.
Esa es la verdadera forma de celebrar: GASSY y PLASTERED.
Mientras estoy escribiendo en espanol, y como algunos de ustedes pueden comprender, me gustaria decir un par de cosas...
De todos modos, eso es todo.
I think I'll write in Cantonese next.
TW: @rexynotsosexy
IG: t_rexlor
I forgot that my account will close on May 4.
LOL I'll be back soon though.
I really only have three things to share at the moment.
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I really fucking hope this month ends without any further complications. My dog died (as well as FIVE of my friend's companions). Money troubles. The car was acting up. I was deathly ill for 9 days. Aside from the brief acknowledgement of my 5th anniversary on SG, April can fuck right off.
TWO
THREE
In closing, I hope May provides a more positive experience for us all.
Nothing holds my interest lately.
Seldom do I sleep and scantly does my mind drift into its more baser thoughts.
Y'know something is wrong when I barely act like a charming pervert.
Tack on all the bad and sad happening around the world recently and ...meh.
I believe a holiday from my life is in order.
At very least, a fantastic distraction.
Zeus died yesterday morning.
I appreciate all the condolences and sympathies from those who knew before now.
Not to be a complete downer, I've made tentative plans to shoot for SG.
Of course... OF COURSE my friends who want to collaborate are out of state! 
Hopefully between August and October (i know, so far down the road) I'll have something up you, the ladies and I can be proud of.
OK, now you can start reading!
...or not. I honestly can't compose a decent blog at the moment because I'm completely and absolutely knackered. The next one will likely be a vlog as it seems a far easier and faster option. Since I'm here I'll update you in bullet point.
- Been shooting a lot lately. Still no humans. Attempting to remedy that 'problem'. You could help.
- May allocate a decent amount of my time in LA throughout the rest of the year.
- A very sparse website will likely be up and running by the end of the week.
- Reacquainted myself with Buddhism. Feeling more focused.
- The grind is still the grind, yet I'm starting to see light at the end of the tunnel.
HOW ABOUT SOME UNEDITED PHOTOS FROM ME SHOT IN A MINIMALIST STYLE?
Been thinking about scenarios like this lately. 
Guess I had more to write about than I expected.
Why the hell not?
It's Spring... let hope bloom.
I've been creating sweet nothings in advance.
Although I'm unsure SG is the appropriate venue to celebrate the accomplishments of working women across the globe, as well as promote awareness of the continued occupational disparities and discrimination females suffer... fuck it. I love women and I'll twist this day's message to what matters on here most: Diversity and Sorority through booty butt nakedness!
First off, I want to give a shout out to Babel. I've known her for a while and she's truly a kind, loving soul. Like many ladies here, the process of becoming Pink became a frustrating one, yet she stuck with it and boom bam, her tan lined booty was on the front page. In the big picture that is life, becoming a Suicide Girl isn't exactly bucket list material. However maintaining one's desire while facing many obstacles - and eventually achieving the goal - is a commendable effort indeed.
On a related note, as a man in a matriarchal family, I can readily observe the troubles and struggles women go through on the regular. Despite all the strides one may believe have been made over the decades, the world is still an unkind, wholly imbalanced place. Can't necessarily walk in your shoes, but I sure as hell support you.
I THINK YOU SHOULD OGLE THESE CHICAS
As an added bonus, keep your peepers peeled for these sets in MR.
There. I think I've pimped out enough of my pals.
Can I use the word 'pimp' during International Women's Day?
Granted, in my time zone it'll be over in less than three hours but I don't want to be insensitive.
Besides, I can return to my normal self and furiously masturbate to sets at 12:01am.
Yep. All my credibility. Out the window.
I ain't as young as I used to be so I have to keep going at full throttle.
Wished I never stopped to begin with.
It may or may not have involved any of the above posted in some capacity.
Bucket List entry no. 281: Purchase a 1966 Triumph Bonneville, head to the desert and ride it at top speed.
WHAT I LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN
