What is the question?!*

Been a long time folks. I'm unsure when my time's up on here, but this could be my last entry.

"...wut?!?!"

That's right, Crotch Dog. I's be leavin'.

Haven't been feeling too well again, physically and emotionally. Summertime blues, I figure. Work's been on my mind a lot and SG is barely an afterthought these days. Honestly, I don't even check out sets anymore. ALL THE WHITE GIRLS ARE STARTING TO LOOK ALIKE. haha

Not to claim I won't return later, but I gotta do what I gotta do to better my situation.

Things haven't been entirely terrible this month, I did get to spend time with my wonderful ladies.
[yes, my ladies... I now proclaim ownership over them. DEAL WITH IT.]
There are very few I can absolutely rely on, who can dish out the love with equal amounts of patience, compassion, understanding and humility. Who knew I'd be so lucky to have more than one in my life, let alone find them on a 'porn' site??? Anyways, they definitely helped me out without hardly knowing what was up.

a) Leib_ and I got our buzz on while eating BBQ in the City and then got drunk at Molotov's...

b) Weeks later, traveled down to LA for some business and mostly family. After a botched attempt to hang out with Coollkefonzie , I headed up the coast to make sure Luella_DeVille (aka ShakyHands McGee) had as proper a birthday celebration as I could deliver. It wasn't easy, let me tell you. I thought women were finicky to begin with, but AUSSIE women take it to a whole other level...

I kid. I don't want to be stabbed in the thick of night...

c) Just when I thought I missed out on seeing her, BOOM.
Coollkefonzie randomly made her way to the City (before I got back)!
...stalk-errrr.

Hopefully in time, I'll be able to catch up with most of you; possibly share some of my adventures and assignments through other forms of media.
Be well.


props to BrandonJive for making me aware of this awesomesauce



Oh yeah! Locals... wanna see some amazingly weird shit unfold before thine eyes?
Go see this man on 08/17: REGGIE WATTS. @ The Independent. Y'know... on Divisadero.

* Bonus points to those who can catch all the audio clips & references made in the 'song' I posted first.