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Apparently, I'm smarter than Obama by a whopping 12 points. THE PRESIDENCY SHOULD BE MINE. Ironically, I'd have a better platform than whatever the fuck he's running with this week... Only problem is a) people tend to not vote for single presidents anymore; b) people tend to not vote for presidents with facial hair anymore; c) people have photographic proof of my wang out there. shit. Not that it'd really put my campaign in the negative so much. I haven't gotten any complaints so far. Hell, it may give me the boost I need among female and gay voters.

Today, the parents bought me/ordered some new photography equipment and a streamlined point-and-shoot, the Nikon Coolpix S-550. Not for serious shooting, of course... just everyday things. It's pretty damn small but easy to operate. Very crisp photos too. I also put in an order for the AF NIKKOR 50mm f/1.4D. I don't know why I don't have it already as it's been a mainstay for all Nikon cameras since the mid-80s. Better to have a new model anyways. Still a ways from purchasing soft boxes and whatnot for studio crap... Anywho, they were very nice belated birthday gifts from them.

All I gotta do now is SHOOT SOME MORE. Cripes. I've fallen in a rather bad rut lately...

Lately I've been having some real wacky dreams lately involving close friends of mine. Some surreal. Others introspective and archetypal. Few sexual. By "sexual" I mean me being a beast. It's good to know that I'm rocking somebody's (dream) world. What was the weirdest or most surrealistic dream you've ever had?



Normally, I don't do this but damn if this isn't near perfect. Not to mention capable of giving me a dorkgasm. heh Check out Tez's latest, hAhAhA right HERE... especially if you're a fan of comics.

And big boobs.
And greasepaint.
And the color green.

Lastly, there's THIS SUMBITCH. I'm glad this series has found it's groove again like Stella.

So yep.
That's all (for now).


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Where was SHE during my birthday?!