intence vid and my condolances on your loss

Here's a dumb joke:

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

I'm sorry about your loss.

Here's a very dumb joke for you.




Wnat to hear a dirty joke?

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A white horse fell in the mud.

i'm so sorry darlin'...

and come to think of it i don't know a single decent joke...this is all i got...

why is six afraid of seven?

I'm so sorry for your loss. :hugs:

And a bunch of dumb jokes (the first two are ones that my grandpa used to tell me...he past away when i was in high school...i still miss him)

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

How Do You Get Holy Water?

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Texas Divorce The Same?

youre not online, i wanted to say im so sorry to hear that... hes in a better place and youll see him again. maybe he is chillin with my grandpa and they are talking about how mystical it will be when we fuck
lol.
im here if you need.
oh, surprise, you are on now!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
TO GET TO REX WHO WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
(THE OTHER SIDE BEING ACROSS THE COUNTRY LOL)

REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX REX

WHY DOES THE ALLIE LOVE THE REX.

It's so soft to the see the glow from the city up ahead
Connect my heart to the rhythm it's lead
Straight forward and ready 'cause I'm on my way home
It's so good to be alive in such a hazardous world
To be alive and see the victory unfurled
I'm anxious and waiting 'cause I'm on my way home
Yeah, your war is won oh my friend your're finally done
On that day you'll find ambitions don't lie here anymore
The one you love has gone and settled the score
What more could you ask for now
It's so good to be alive in such a wonderful year
To be alive and see the end of your fear
With peace in your ear 'cause you're on your way home
And all this time we walk the line through pain and giving in to you
But now it's gone so we'll move on and know that this is not the end
On that simple night when we've all lost our sight
You believed in what I said
From those cursed beginnings to those blessed ends
In between we've found our way to live
Yeah, your war is won
yeah, your war is won, my friend youre finally done.




He won his war.

What do you call a blind deer?

What do you call a blind deer with no legs

What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no dick?

Hope that mad your day a lil bit better.

Sorry about your grandpa. I got no jokes, sorry about that too.

My joke is....


PILOTA MENINAAAA!!!

=)
there!

all my ♥ to u, hun...