THE OFFICIAL PROM BLOG.

Read it and weep (from immense laughter at my expense)... So here we go. The day before I couldn't go to the meet and greet since it was my momma's birthday, and no one comes between me and Momma Rex. No matter how hot and high the possibility of getting some may be. Anyways, Saturday afternoon I still didn't know what the hell I was gonna wear. YEAH... I stressed out about that shit. It's a Prom... but it's Suicide Girls. heh I didn't want to be too dressed up for the damn occasion.

About an hour later after being mad at myself for being a fat ass, I found clothes that'd fit me comfortably.


Pictured: blue striped fancy brand shirt, suspenders, and my Gates of Hell tie (one of my favs)

A closer look at the lion heads...


I'm feeling pretty good about myself...


10 minutes later, I'm out the door. I get to the Lounge a couple minutes after 9 annnnnnnnnnnnnnd the place is relatively dead. I'm thinking "FUCK! I don't know any of those bastards and I'm stuck on my own." So I text Jaylin to get the 411 and she's only twenty minutes away so I chill. I also contact Ladybug and she's already getting her drink on at the hotel, which I KNOW will make the night interesting at the very least.

Honestly, I can't remember the progression of the night now... heh But about a half hour later, familiar people started to swarm in and I felt tons more comfortable. Met a lot of cool folks throughout the night...

A few notes...
- I thought I had some eclectic interests, but SpidersAndArrows likely matches me. Also... "Dude, this is so surreal!"
- Amira owns a lot of boob.
- I had never seen anyone as happy to see Posh as much as Einobe...
- Tesla has a new nickname. And is a bit of a grab bag klepto...
- Quinne stepped on my foot. *swoon* hahahaha
- I stepped on Jaylin's foot. But I gave it kisses.
- Ladybug really liked my tie.
- I only shared about 10 words with Dino. Sorry!
- HugZombie and burntsolace hung out together so much that they merged into one being dubbed BURNTZOMBIE.
- I was deaf for about 10 minutes after Turbonegra's set.
- I'd never seen a more focused crowd of men than when Lauren danced.
- dpgc44's ability to seek out fellow AZNs is impeccable.

That is all.