My first blog entry. Im still not too sure what a blog is. I thought it was a retro-neanderthall sex toy at first,but was quickly corrected when I tried to order one from Perez Hilton (who looks nothing like that doll I saw get fucked in that movie). It turns out Im supposed to use this space to give people a window into my mind. I must warn you... its dusty in here. And at times it smells like burnt toast.