age: 29 (Dec 09, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2002
occupation: Massage Therapist
i lost my virginity: In the woods, at age 15, with an unimaginable amount of pine needles poking me in the ass...
most humbling moment: Humble? What does that mean?
sign: Sagittarius
crush: A boy who doesn't want to get married or have babies. (It breaks my heart.)
heroes: Anna Nicole Smith & Paris Hilton
gets me hot: Shaved Heads, The Smell of Oranges, Guys Who Paint their Nails, Obscure Tattoos, Kissing, Army / Navy Store Finds, Girls with Short hair, Biting, Caramel, Long Island Iced Teas, 80's tunes, Converse All Stars, Hood Piercings, punctuality, boobs, and vocabulary.
into: Chocolate, High Speed Internet, Black Nail Polish, Loud Music, le Fran�ais, Road Rage, Donkey Kong, Cigars, Vegetarians, Carnivores, and Boobs, Seattle, Photography, Vintage Clothing stores, Shoes, Business Cards, Zombies, Naked Chicks, Red Cars, 80's T-shirts, Record Store employees, phat beats :) , rainy days, Heineken, self-gratification, employment, Sex, oral sex, Sex, and poetry? :)
fantasy: Being duct taped to a big bar of Hershey's Milk Chocolate and then meeting the Keebler elves...I've heard they're pretty kinky...
makes me sad: Natural Disasters, Christians, Tumors, Poverty.
stats: I don't swim in your toilet, don't pee in my pool!
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In Other News:
I am becoming very frustrated with this whole 'dating' thing. I'm thinking about becoming asexual.
Its probably best that I wait until school is finished, but I have 5 years to go (silly Masters Degree)!
Can I go five years without getting laid? How many batteries would 5 years worth of masturbation
equal? Perhaps I should put some of my financial aid money away for such a fund.
Maybe I'll just become celibate. It wouldn't really change anything.
Other, Other News:
New job is awesome! Call me the "Transcript Bitch"! You need a transcript, I'll get you one.
One part of this gig that I love is entering old transcripts into an electronic format. Most of these are hand-written from the early 1900s on acetate paper. Its pretty amazing! History at its finest.
Don't worry all you lackluster students out there... people got bad grades in the early 1900s, too.