age: 28 (Dec 09, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2002
occupation: Massage Therapist
stats: I don't swim in your toilet, don't pee in my pool!
body mods: A couple tattoos, nothing extraordinary. I'm straying from my desire to get them.
i lost my virginity: In the woods, at age 15, with an unimaginable amount of pine needles poking me in the ass...
crush: A boy who doesn't want to get married or have babies. (It breaks my heart.)
sign: Sagittarius
fantasy: Being duct taped to a big bar of Hershey's Milk Chocolate and then meeting the Keebler elves...I've heard they're pretty kinky...
gets me hot: Shaved Heads, The Smell of Oranges, Guys Who Paint their Nails, Obscure Tattoos, Kissing, Army / Navy Store Finds, Girls with Short hair, Biting, Caramel, Long Island Iced Teas, 80's tunes, Converse All Stars, Hood Piercings, punctuality, boobs, and vocabulary.
heroes: Anna Nicole Smith & Paris Hilton
makes me happy: Mickey Mouse ears with my name Embroidered on them, Instant Oatmeal, My iPod, Sex, Karaoke, Friends. Lollicocks. (Yes, Lollicocks. You read it correctly.)
makes me sad: Natural Disasters, Christians, Tumors, Poverty.
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In Other News:
I am becoming very frustrated with this whole 'dating' thing. I'm thinking about becoming asexual.
Its probably best that I wait until school is finished, but I have 5 years to go (silly Masters Degree)!
Can I go five years without getting laid? How many batteries would 5 years worth of masturbation
equal? Perhaps I should put some of my financial aid money away for such a fund.
Maybe I'll just become celibate. It wouldn't really change anything.
Other, Other News:
New job is awesome! Call me the "Transcript Bitch"! You need a transcript, I'll get you one.
One part of this gig that I love is entering old transcripts into an electronic format. Most of these are hand-written from the early 1900s on acetate paper. Its pretty amazing! History at its finest.
Don't worry all you lackluster students out there... people got bad grades in the early 1900s, too.