I should fucking know better by now when things start looking up they are just going to explode in my face.



if there's ever a movie of my life I want Wile Coyote to play me.

I can't wait till June 2 week vacation

The girl and I have different taste in music and we have been trying to expand each others tastes. So far I've got her listening to the DKM's and Gov't Mule but she really isn't going for anything heavy, oh well I'll keep that for me. One thing that really bugged me was after I played her Rammstein's Du Hast she asked if I was a white supremacist,

Wait what makes you think I'm a white supremacist?

Well there signing in German

So singing in German I makes you a white supremacist?

Well.....its loud and in German

I'm usually the one saying something absolutely stupid but wow I don't think I've said something that stupid.

I explained that they are a German band and as far as I can tell the are not white supremacist. I love this girl but damn has she had a sheltered life. This weekend is going to be fun when I'm fucking her to Motorhead.

Happy Mothers Day

I miss mine, I hope you appreciate yours.

I'm very happy right now but very very tired

Why is it that I can chase after a woman for years with zero success but as soon as she finds out I moved on and am seeing someone she won't leave me alone. I went through this once before and wound up getting burned bad by two people. My question is is it something pathologic with women or just the ones I like.

I really think I'm in love with the girl I'm seeing, like happily ever after so I am not going to fuck this up.

I'm so freaking burned out from work, I need a vacation.

I just want to spend a week in a pool

I started noticing buds on all the trees, I guess that means spring is really here.

Don't fall asleep watching ancient aliens after taking cold medicine it make for some fucked up dreams.

Spring is here so as usual I catch a cold. I really sound worse than I feel but I'm definitely feeling it. When I called off today my boss didn't recognize my voice. I got a call from the girl this afternoon and I was amazed as to how turned on she was by my voice so of course I turned it into phone sex. I so owe her a good night when I'm feeling better.