into: I'm a writer/musician who plays in a pop-punk band called 123 Fake Street (www,myspace.com/123fakestreet), and I am in the process of writing two novels, countless comic book scripts, and a horror themed punk rock musical.
I'm basically a great big amalgam of personality traits that should have no business occupying one body. I laugh at slasher flicks and I cry at Disney. I hate going out, but no force on earth could keep me from going to see a band I love. I have six black belts ,yet I hate to fight. I love bats ,yet I hate mice. I love learning, but I hate classrooms. I have terrible eyesight, yet I can see perfectly in total darkness. I love cats. I love science. I named my cat "Fe" (pronounced "Effie") because she looks like she was dipped in rust and I'm a nerd who spent waaaaaay too much time studying the periodic table of elements. I question everything. My best friends have always been girls. I'm a bit of an intellectual snob, yet I'm addicted to comic books (no really, it's kind of sick). I have the highest I.Q. in my family and I don't say "y'all" , yet I am still held in lower regard than my child-molesting uncle and my barely literate drug addicted cousins. But despite being the black sheep, I still love my family very much. I care about people way too much for my own good. My mother raised me to have an enormous heart and sometimes that's a really bad thing. I'd do anything for the people I love. I bring my friends soup and cough drops when they're sick and pretty much anything else they ask for. I believe that the eyes are the window to the soul. I believe in fate. I believe in true love. I believe in ghosts. Lately I've come to believe in astrology, though I don't put much faith in horoscopes. I prefer brunettes yet almost every girl I've ever dated has been a blonde. I love Halloween, yet I can never think of anything to be. I'd rather make out than have sex. I am allergic to onions, coconut, and strawberries , therefore I'm a very picky eater. I never ate ham until it was forced upon me by a Jewish family, now I'm quite fond it of. I value honesty over anything. If someones asks me a direct question I will always tell them the truth, even if it's not what they want to hear. I have approximately 9,364,258,107 thoughts going through my head at any given time, yet I can never seem to think of anything to do. I was proclaimed legally dead when I was 10 and was revived (obviously). I open doors for people. I walk on the streetside of the sidewalk when walking with someone. I do my best to be chivalrous.
not into: Stupid people who don't bother trying to not be stupid.
hobbies: Writing, playing music, reading, reading comics, surfing the net.
5 things i can't live without: Sex, writing, playing music, reading, reading comics, surfing the net.
vices: Sex, writing, playing music, reading, reading comics, surfing the net.
i spend most of my free time: Writing, playing music, reading, reading comics, surfing the net.
occupation: Writer/Musician/Professional Dreamer/Shiftless Layabout.
current crush: My first crush was on the vampire girl from Scooby Doo and The Ghoul School (Cybella Dracula). This pretty much explains any and all crushes I get now.
stats: 6'0", average build,dark brown hair, eyes that change color with my mood, big hands.
body mods: 4 tattoos. Pinup based on a Screeching Weasel album cover/ a piece of art from a Groovie Ghoulies album, with a banner reading " 'Til Death Do Us Party"/A claddagh wrapped around my forearm with the words "True Love Ways" (a Buddy Holly song) in the band/ A portrait of Buddy Holly
heroes: Joey Ramone, Buddy Holly,Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, Batman, Dracula
gets me hot: Pretty eyes, nice lips, eyeliner, fishnets, INTELLIGENCE, sense of humor, any girl willing to dress up as a superhero (or pretend to be a Russian spy who ties me up and interrogates me) for sexual purposes.
favorite position: Girl on top. It's got it all: eye contact, making out, clit stimulation, boobs, etc.
But really whatever gets her hot works for me.
fantasy: Ask me ;)
sign: Textbook Aquarius
i lost my virginity: But I'm pretty sure I'll find it in my couch cushions. Let's go lay on my couch and look for it!
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Goth, Retro, Punk, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories
