Is it wrong to think this is funny?



C'mon!

(My apologies to anyone who had a sibling die in a freak soccer/landmine accident)

I finally got rid of my horribly disgusting room mates today! No more cigarettes in the bath tub! No more moldy dishes piled up in the kitchen! Just a clean house for me and Bozworth. He's a dog. A dog that likes to give kisses when I'm trying to sleep off a hangover! I need to find new room mates though. School is expensive... And I refuse to move. This place is awesome. It's cheap as something cheap and my back yard is a wetland preserve full of little animal friends for me to play with. Like Aquailoo the baby quail. I saved his life the other day when Bozworth tried to "make friends". Wish I had pictures. Which reminds me. I need a camera. Which reminds me again. I has check that needs cashing...

So I just saw Transformers 2. Anybody else hate Hollywood as much as I do for ruining classic franchises? And another thing. Meagan Fox? Not that good looking. Good day sir!

So I totally got bit on my thumb by a Hobo spider yesterday. Apparently it could just be a "dry bite" which means shit will be ok. But if it blisters and crap that means I'll have this weird looking fucked up scar on my thumb. I always looked out for spiders too. Never killing them just putting them outside when I find em. And look at how those bastards repay me. This means war...

Should not blog when I'm drunk...

Boy! Was last night fun or what? No. No it was not fun. Why am I always the go to guy for people freaking out on mushrooms? Oh well. At least I've got this guy to keep me company all day.



He's my best friend...

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