Dear Darwin: You missed a couple. Sigh. I miss the days when you took shoplifters out back and beat the shit outta them before handing what was left of there ass over to the cops....if you bothered to call the cops. Still recovering from my lovely 36 hr day, was up for almost 48. I may be a little bit over sensitive, so instead of being grumpy I will instead lead with my sarcastic humor.

a Variety of pussy humor

Who says you can't have fun at a grocery store??

Saw a book the other day that was the complete idiots guide to child safety. If you NEED this book, or even think that it is a good idea, please for the sake of everyone including your future children, USE A CONDOM!!!!!

Well thats enough of my warped humor for one evening. Peace out my freaky darlings...