Hey Jaegers and Sailors!

So...
I'm a street walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
I am a world's forgotten boy
The one who searches and destroys
Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby detonates for me
Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology !
Ain't got time to make no apology
Soul radiation in the dead of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight
Honey gotta strike me blind
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby penetrates my mind
And I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
Forgotten boy, forgotten boy
Forgotten boy said
hey forgotten boy

Yep.

What else is new with me?...well, I have 2 part time jobs- cleaning and working in a shop. The pay is hardly covering the direct debits each month, but I do have an interview with the AA (car breakdown people) on Tuesday, so fingers crossed- working in a call centre is not my idea of "living the dream" but it's a neccessary evil if I want to go to South Africa to meet my bfs parents next year...and indulgent spending...Jeesh I miss it.
I have new tattoos planned...and drawn which I'm gonna get done by my friend Rachel at 72 Tattoo in Urmston!
I've saw The Dangerfields last weekend- Northern Ireland Rock and Roll F.T.W.. persuaded the bf to buy me some off their badges to put on my turbojugend jacket! hehe (sucker)
I've also modelled for a few more camera club nights across the North-West- still waiting for some pictures, but it's fun..and a little extra cash in the pocket is always good!
I can't believe it's nearly Halloween and Christmas!- i've been drinking a mug of warm chocolate horlicks every night before bed..and if the temperature drops below 5 degrees then i'm bringing the electric blanket out! What are you doing to stay warm? I'm also wearing lovely thick socks!!

Does anyone else have the hidden clutter disease..out of sight out of mind ...right?

Here's some pictures of wall decorations and such at my flat..

I also made some day of the dead souvenir boxes as presents for friends


..Also if you like Turbonegro and deathpunk as much as I do..you need this patch!


..and now some pictures of me (I honestly save the best for last)

...and if anybody wants to see me drunk...and singing along ....BADLY... to Status Quo's - Rockin' all over the world in Hamburg at 4.30am on a Sunday morning with some turbojugend friends....click here.

Keep on rockin' in the free world people!

PB13 X

Hiyaaaaaaa!!!
Another month has passed and well, I need to update!! ...thanks for pushing me, I've been Miss procrastinator.

So first thing first...I'm still unemployed- but I am getting Jobseekers allowance, and out of nowhere- i'm actually getting emails back from companies, even if it is to tell me I haven't passed the sift and there's been over 400 people applying for 1 position...blah..blah.

I've been spending my days helping my parents gut their kitchen to get ready for a new one to be fitted, the kitchen was as old as me! -I've relished the chance to get wallpaper samples and paint tester pots,( as I can't paint the walls in my rented flat).... aswell as helping my older sister start the search for her wedding dress, eep. I'm gonna be chief bridesmaid- and I already know what dress I get to wear....a Vivien of Holloway black satin halterneck dress with full circle skirt!! yay!

I think i'm all weddinged out- It's hard for an atheist like me to be in a church and surrounded by religious folk, I know different strokes for different folks- but i can't help thinking they're all deluding themselves, they're gonna end up as worm-food- just like me, and everyone else that has passed before.

I was at a wedding reception 3 weeks ago, I was wearing a crinoline under my dress and I was convinced there were wasps up my skirt...I had drank 1 peach bellini and was bombarded by like 20 at once. I could have died with the fluster!!

I'm heading upto Glasgow/Loch Lomond for another wedding this weekend- get to meet some more of the bf's relatives including his drunk strict catholic grandad- who I can't wait to meet.

I've also been going to friends flat/house parties- anything that doesn't involve me buying expensive drinks and paying entry to clubs is great....but I did go to Club Lash a few weeks go- but my bf paid for my entire night, he can be lovely at times. I got tied up and whipped hard by a cybergoth..I had the bruises on my ass for a week..but I did enjoy it.
I saw a lady being punched in the vag...

So here are some pics for you.... starting with my ikea billy bookcase filled with my wordly goods!!

the bag I mad for my sisters birthday

..and some of me....

and a crazy close up of the bf!! (my photography skills are coming along..ish)

How's everyone doing?
Follow your dreams, you CAN achieve your goals- Lon live rock'n'roll!

Love PB13 X

Hey SG lady-cakes and man-puddings!
How is life treating you?

My life is going well, I'm still unemployed- but this has given me time to enjoy myself, and sort out shit..like all my clothes, jewellery, make-up, hair stuff, perfume etc... I got a red ikea billy bookcase and lots of storage boxes, it took me 3 days to sort everything. It's nice to know my trinkets have a home- other than the floor!
What else, Hamburg was fantastic- managed to give myself alcohol poisoning! made lots more turbojugend friends, made genitalia out of candle wax. drank mexicana. had a beautiful burrito! let my hungover bf cut my hair, walked all over altona/reeperbahn and St.Pauli.
I'm going stir crazy in the flat- applying for between 5-15 jobs a day online, it's good that i'm such a virtuous patient girl, others would snap with the waiting for replies!
I'm going to be selling some items on here in the near future- near the moulah to drink rum and be a reprobate again! Going to be working in my friends shop on Saturday- then going to my sister and her fiancees engagement cocktail party/bbq.

here's some pictures for you!

Long live rock'n'roll!

PB13 X

Hey SG Land! how's it hanging?

Another Month- Another Blog!..you know you love it.Heck yes.

Well, what's have I been doing?...concerts, working in friends shops, applying for tattoo apprenticeship,getting tattooed and partying hard, I've heard Andrew WK is releasing another album soon, hope he comes on tour- he KNOWS how to party fo sho!

I saw Social Distortion in London the other night, it was amazing- truly fantastic, the support band the bones were also great, scandinavian rock bands never let me down!

I will be going to Johannesburg in December going to be booking that at the end of August- still nervous about meeting my bfs family, especially cos his dad looks like Tom Selleck. Ah well, 40 degree heat and giant mosquitos may affect me more hehe.
What else, ah yes- new tattoo,old school rose and a kewpie doll because i'm the baby of the family! i'm having to put my chestpiece aspirations on hold until after my sisters wedding next summer, but it's all planned and i've found who I want to do it..I'm glad I have a large chest, it's gonna be stupendous!
Going to Hamburg next weekend for Turbojuend festival- it's onna get messy and i've been training the liver to accept high levels of "fun" can't wait to see a sea of sexy denim sailors. I love the Reeperbahn and now I have my nex Lumix G1 RED...I'll take some pictures for you all, there are definately some "sights" haha!

here's some pictures for you!

How have you been?
Long live Rock and Roll
Love PB13

Hello SG!

Nearly a month since my last blog- eep.

Well, I left my job on 15th May- It was such a momentous occassion for me, all the months of crap have now melted into the past- I worked in my friends shop for a bit, then got flu- then got the good drugs (antibiotics), and now I'm feeling frikkin A. I have been applying for some jobs, but I don't see myself getting serious about getting a new job until August- I'm enjoying this lady of leisure stuff!

Been making some clothes from my mountain of fabric...which I will replenish soon!
I've booked holidays to Prague and Hamburg in July, also have to book my trip to South Africa with the bf to finally meet his parents, it'll be my first christmas away from the uk..well I have been with him 5 years, so it's time.

I went charity/thrift shopping on wednesday- I got some books...pan books- Gnomes, The Kon-Tiki Expedition..and some other books for ppls bday presents, I got the bf a penguin mug, I also got 3 vintage pearl tone necklaces- they were too shiny not to buy them. honest.

Yesterday I went to see Coraline in 3D with my friend Meehan- I haven't seen her for ages, it was great to see her- and she's going to face paint me like a sugar skull for her portfolio (she's a make up artist) I've convinced her that I need swarovski crystals too! eeep!!!! the film was great, i was a bit weirded out by certain parts..i don't think should be in a kids film. but hey -ho!

My parents are going on holiday so i'll be cat and house sitting for 2 weeks, my mum has stocked all the cupboards and fridge for me! whoop whoop!

I'm planning on a big night out on saturday, and i'll end up in Jillys for a fact...I need to dance in a club, Dancing with yourself is no fun..even if you're copying Napoleon Dynamite moves.

So here's some pics for you! What's everyone been upto? X

Hey SG Peeps,

Another big update!! So much to say, so I better start typing!

I had a fantastic birthday, went to the Mongolian BBQ in town then onto Sailisbury then onto Jilly's to dance till 6am, slept got up had a leisurely shower, ate then back into town for round 2, salisbury and jillys. Best birthday I've had in a while. snowdred played out!

Then Vegas, I could easily live there, apart from the fire-ants! I saw Sabina Kelley, Pregnant Dayna Delux and I also got to chat to Amina :-D had a fantastic time the accomodation was awesome!! My favourite part was drinking bloody maries with 2 olives in at the tiki pool party, had some pictures taken for some tattoo magazines. Spent WAAAAAAAY too much. damn exchange rate. Found a spam gambling machine.

My boyfriends bithday was all kinds of fun, Nashville Pussy and The Supersuckers were fantastic, as were the shadowcops- got chatting with Karen Cuda and scored guestlist +2 for show in Nottingham tomorrow, then we went to jilly's and were there til 5.30am ...saturday night was hellkat, it was 4th birthday hellkat so it started earlier..more time for drinking!

Lasy night I got to see AC/DC...and It was beyond spectacular! My bf was speechless, he's been a huge fan for ages and that was his first time watching them. I fell in love with Angus, just a little.

I've only got 23 days left at work before I get to say goodbye forever to that place, I'm so excited about having some free time to get creative and spend more time with friends that I have unfortunately not spent enough time with recently.

There's lots of pictures so I've spoilered them! x

That's all for now- i have so many more pics, but not enough time to upload to an album till weekend!
How's everyone?
x

I'm gonna sock you in the face!

JUST KIDDING!
Got back from my parents red and black masquerade 30th wedding anniversary...So tired! The last people to go to bed were my mum and dad and me and the bf, 7am... I had a difficult time choosing an outfit as 80% of my wardrobe is black and red, and my mask was a pirate mask! I'm buying them return flights to Paris as their present, got to spend some time with snowdred- decided we are going to Prague for the sg thing! The dj made all the couples get up and dance to the lambada- i laughed all the way through the song and thought I was gonna vom..fo' sho!

I got told at work last week that i've been accepted for voluntary severance- I cried tears of joy!! 15th May I'm leaving hell!

My friends hen night was on friday night, went to the tiki bar- got drunk on zombies and headhunters and ended up taking a tiki mug. hehe!

So theres this 100 truths thing going on all over sg, so here's mine!

100 Truths!

1. Last beverage- Extra strength margharita
2. Last phone call- Snowdred!
3. Last text message- Sar bear
4. Last song you listened to- Haddaway what is love
5. Last time you cried- Thursday 11am
6. Dated someone twice- Yes, silly me.
7. Been cheated on- No
8. Kissed someone & regretted it- No
9. Lost someone special- yes
10. Been depressed- no
11. Been drunk- yes

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Candy Apple Red
13. Denim Blue
14. Jade Green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends- Yep
16. Fallen out of love- No
17. Laughed until you cried- Yes, benchwarmers everytime!
18. Met someone who changed you- no
19. Found out who your true friends were- no
20. Found out someone was talking about you- no
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list- yes
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life- between 5 and 10
23. How many kids do you want to have- none
24. Do you have any pets- no, only petnames for genitalia
25. Do you want to change your name- I want by bf to change his surname to zodiac
26. What did you do for your last birthday- Mexican food, cocktails and rock club
27. What time did you wake up today- 11am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night- dancing to some mid 90's dance classica with close friends and eating honey and orange roasted gammon and black olives
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for- VEGAS!!!!!!!
30. Last time you saw your father- 3 Hrs ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life- more organised
32. What are you listening to right now- the new nashville pussy cd
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom- yes
34. What's getting on your nerves right now- eczema
38. Zodiac sign- aries the ram
39. Male or female- female
40. Elementary- Hursthead
41. Middle School- hursthead
42. High school- Woods Lane
43. Hair color- Darkest brown
44. Long or short- Long
45. Height- 5'6.5
46. Do you have a crush on someone- no
47. What do you like about yourself- that i can see my mum and dad when i look at my facial features
48. Piercings- 3
49. Tattoos- 10
50. Righty or lefty- righty

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery- 2yrs to remove fragments of plastic from my skull
52. First piercing- 9
53. First tattoo- 17
54. First best friend- Sarah
55. First sport you joined- Football
56. First pet- Liam the angora rabbit
57. First vacation remembered- Caravan holiday in Rhyll
58. First concert- No doubt and The Vandals 1998
59. First crush- Luke Perry, ohhhhh my!!!!
60. First alcohol drink- champagne

RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating- spinach and feta tart
62. Drinking- sparkling water
63. I'm about to- go to the toilet
64. Listening to – nashville pussy
65. Waiting for- supernatural!

YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids- no
67. Want to get married- hmmmm?
68. Careers in mind- latex dressmaker/tattooist

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes- eyes
70. Hugs or kisses- kisses
71. Shorter or taller- taller by more than 5 inches
72. Older or Younger- older
73. Romantic or spontaneous- spontaneous, romance is dead!
74. Nice stomach or nice arms- arms
75. Tattoos or piercings- tats!
76. Sensitive or loud- loud
77. Hook-up or relationship- relationship
78. Trouble maker or hesitant- trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger- yes
80. Drank hard liquor- yes
81. Lost glasses/contacts-not with my 20/20 vision!
82. Sex on first date- yes
83. Broken someone's heart- yes
84. Had your own heart broken- yes
85. Been arrested- no
86. Turned someone down- yes
87. Cried when someone died - yes
88. Liked a friend that was the same sex- yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself – yes
90. Miracles – no, tom cruise save me with your witchcraft!
91. Love at first sight- i believe in pheramones
92. Heaven- no, I believe in the carbon cycle.
93. Santa Claus- no- i believe in Krampus.
94. Kissing on the first date- yes
95. Angels- no, and i despise them even more when westlife covered that song.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now- i'm with them
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time- no
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever- yes
99. What's the one thing you cannot live without- Dreams
100. hoping other people do this- yes

Hope you're doing good out there! x

Here's some pics!


me last week
me 4 years ago!- pre bettie ink. ..on yer bike!

Hello Friends and fellow s.geezers!!

A small update seeing as it's nearly by Birthday!! whoop whoop- 25 years old, I mean young! ahem. Anyways, sexy peeps- I'm going to be having a birthday event in Manchester on Saturday 4th April, so if you're around I'm going to be in the Salisbury from 8pm, then onto the tiki bar in the northern quarter and then jillys. To dance like a maniac..you knows it!

Other news- Vegas!!! Going from 7th to 14th April and it's gonna be fantASStic , drinking, gambling, rocking AND rolling at the rockabilly weekender. Have you ever drunk cocktail out of a see-through cowboy boot?....I have! And you can buy sailor jerry for $6 a bottle- heck yes!

Work is still so mneh it's driving me insane. But at the moment it's water off a ducks back, I don't give a hoo-hoo-dilly about the management team, they can suck it!

Some pics for you lovely people!
hello sailor!
SHE-HULK!!
..nearly a year since I had blonde locks!

Have a lovely week! x

Hey Sexy SG Sailors!!

So yes, It has been an awful long time since my last post- but I hope this turbo-blog will keep you up-to-date with my shennanigans!

Well first off, work thing- they are taking 5 Days holiday and 5 days pay off me, But i still have my job, hmm- not sure whether I should be upset/angry or happy. But ah well, still looking for a creative job that suits me better.

Playtime, I've been to so many gigs, got drunk several times and partied with some people that started off as acqaintances and ar now really good friends, Sweden was amazing- very snowy, the trains there are amazing! I got way too drunk on raki and vommed lots, me and the bf lived off tiny bread with cheese spread- Boots advantage cards make for a good spreading tool if you haven't got a knife! Stockholm was beautiful, I still owe the hostel 70 sek, but they can take a running jump- no-one on reception at 7pm on a sunday to take my moulah. THE FOOLS! What else, The denim massacre was totally sexcellent!- I'm really looking forward to going to Hamburg for World Turbojugend Tage 5 in July, Reeperbahn here i cummmmmmmm!
Worked in my friends shop on saturday then I had to feed her cat as she went to berlin, Bengal kittens are sooo cute! Then had to get changed and go to Salisbury for my friends 31st, drank lots- and my bf has convinced the satans slaves that he is a raving homosexual, it's quite hilarious! then went to rockworld and partied till the small hours, I don't dance enough- I really love it when they play Hed p.e, it reminds me of the good times with snowdred and the connor. Was at Manchester Tattoo Convention on Sunday modelling corsets for a friend, I was knackered after that!

So whats coming up- Saturday going to be doing a pin-up shoot, geting paid and getting fish and chips! then home for a nap and out for pedros bday at alter ego with snowdred, I'm supposed to be getting my kewpie tattoo some time this week but i'm supposed to be saving for holiday in Vegas. I can't believe April is getting closer, I think it's the most hectic month in my life so far- AC/DC, Vegas, Malaga, Supersuckers/Nashville Pussy, My Bday, Boyfriends Bday..aargh!

So anyway, dont be a stranger!! Leave a message after the beep....beep!

Here's the pictures!
fellow jugends!
BIG SMILE! me and rude kid
en route to Karlstad
we like MANOWARRRRRR
Just me!

Hey SG Land!

Sorry I haven't bloged for over a month, I was waiting to see what January had in store for me... and all I can say is a whole load of crap, Don't get me wrong I've had some fantastic evenings with friends and been to some really amazing gigs but Mon-Fri i've been in hell, I had allegations of computer misuse made against me at work, so I've been having to go in early, clearing more cases and generally proving my worthiness to the man, I have a meeting with someone from head office on Monday, I've got the union involved. I'm so glad that my bf has been here to support me, I have been keeping upbeat about it but I needed hugs all the same!!
I've also had to re-arrange the venue for the Turbojugend party next weekend, If you wanna come along It's going to be at Satan's Hollow.
I've been to so many gigs in Dec/Jan..and I did try to take pictures but they're always blurry, usually as I'm rushing to the bar!
Made myself a dress for the Hellkat psycho bash last weekend, pic to follow, and I also made a remote tidy for the arm of the sofa in pirate fabric, I'm glad the list of things I can make for peoples presents is growing.
I'm been green eyed over my bfs tattoo, he's had his 2nd sitting- still haven't had my kewpie done!
I'm looking forward to next weekend with my turbojuend friends and Sweden later in the month, I really need the break!
So sg land what have you been upto? Hope Jan has been good to you! x
Peanut butter jelly time *coughs*..picture time!!

look! no hands!.I made the dress!
me, my best friend and my sister
me and the bf

my cat loooves soft cheese
new years day in New Mills