5 things i can't live without: My machine for the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic anti-matter, pet griffin, pan-galactic gargle blasters, meccano, being smug about everything.
vices: I collect spores, moulds and fungus
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Wondering what to do with my free time.
gender: male
stats: Hairy with a cheeky grin
body mods: Claws, bleeding warts and six huge hairy tits on my back.
i lost my virginity: Have you seen it? Ha ha ha! That is so fucking funny! I am so random. LOL LOL LOL and other stuff that really gets on my tits and makes me weep angry tears of bile.
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.