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JULY 25, 2008 @ 12:44 AM

I am really glad none of you saw my retarded adventures in dog walking today. It was pouring on and off, and when it let up for a bit, I leashed up the mutt for our daily trot. We got about 10 feet into the parking lot and the fucking bottom fell out. The kind of rain that pelts at you sideways, and you are pretty much fucked no matter how badass your umbrella is. My poor dog literally froze with his tail tucked, looking at me with eyes saying "you are a stupid bitch for taking me out in this shit". I eventually got him to go our regular route, but I had to hold the umbrella over HIM, so I was totally soaked by the time we got home. The shit I do for this dog, I tell ya surreal

I had a lovely conversation with a girl I work with the other day. I have never liked her, and could not put my finger on why, but I think I know now. She has been dating this rich guy, and has been talking nonstop about her wonderful membership to some janky tanning salon. She is so orange, it is the gnar for sure. So, the other day, I asked her why she didn't just go float in the pool or go to Barton Springs or something to get some real sun. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "I don't have time to go out in the real sun, and now that I am totally superficial, I get worried if my tan fades". Um, nice puke

I am going to read more of my new Joy Division book and pass out, hope you are all well smile

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theDrunkMonk

theDrunkMonk

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

JUL 25, 2008 01:33 AM

Seen 'Control' or 'Joy Divison?' Equally great.

Is it really that hard to get sun in freakin' Texas?

theDrunkMonk

theDrunkMonk

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

JUL 25, 2008 01:48 AM

Orange is sooo sexee!

I just watched both with friends that were relatively unfamiliar with Joy Division. There's been a lot of Ian around lately.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 06:38 AM

I just found a picture of Peaches Honeyblossom:

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 06:46 AM

Whoops and another one actually:

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 06:51 AM

And another note: yes, Paula Yates was her mother (Hutchence's ex). You were on the right track and I learned something new. She's apparently been in headlines recently for drug related stuffs.

nikonphoto80

nikonphoto80

Lexington, KY
December 2004

JUL 25, 2008 09:57 AM

that is so damn funny, I would have loved to have seen that, you are a good mom to your puppy dog.

What a dumb bitch, to tell you the truth I don't even really like tans, I like pale girls for the most part.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 10:42 AM

That's just horrible!!!

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 11:02 AM

I am not aware of Susan Atkins having a child!? Enlighten me please.

She's dying, is what I know currently.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 11:20 AM

Very interesting. I'm going to look her up on good ol' wikipedia now. Muy curioso.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 11:28 AM

Yup, missing a leg. Fascinating: Vincent Bugliosi (who prosecuted the Family) supports her being released. Quote from an opposer (Tate family): "She will be set free when judged by God. It's important that she die in incarceration." ...sounds kind of retarded. It's "important"?

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 11:55 AM

She's also bed ridden and apparently can barely speak.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 12:10 PM

I think karma is more like all of these facts about her dying ass and then being denied "compassionate release." That's the bitch.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUL 25, 2008 02:48 PM

And good Lord, how about this one

theDrunkMonk

theDrunkMonk

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

JUL 25, 2008 06:12 PM

Wow. That lady, Peaches, is enticing.

Anyway....don't it seem like Ian fever is in the air? There's a similar love affair going on in my household. That shit just holds up, ya know.

masticorestongue

masticorestongue

Loveland, CO
August 2006

JUL 26, 2008 01:25 AM

I hear that hurricanes/tropical storm are pretty wet and windy wink Could use a little bit of that rain up here, you can keep the wind though...

Did she really call herself superficial? thats funny.
My entire tan pretty much excluded to my left/driving arm. surreal

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