Member: PrettyVacant

PrettyVacant is not too happy to be the fuck back in Texas......

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JUNE 10, 2008 @ 01:31 PM

I have two things to say about last night

1) Sometimes doing something you really think you want to do does not go so well.

2) Mixing beer, wine, tequila, vodka, and jalapenos is usually not a good idea.

Lastly, I decided I wanted the biggest watermelon in the grocery store last night (this was after #2), and proceeded to drop it on the floor, where it promptly exploded all over my shoes. And then I put it back, as if nobody would ever know. eeek

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SkottieIsDead

SkottieIsDead

Georgia
OLD SKOOL

JUN 10, 2008 02:06 PM

the great texas watermelon caper of 2008

koala

koala

I'm lost
February 2004

JUN 10, 2008 03:25 PM

Hahahahaha, sorry I couldn't help but laugh at the exploding watermelon story tongue

I couldn't agree more with #1. I have definitely been there and done that. As for #2, I have never mixed all that alcohol WITH jalapeņos, but I have mixed all that alcohol so I can only imagine how it might turn out with the jalapeņos included eeek

How are you doing lady? Long time no talk! I hope all is well! kiss kiss

guitargeek

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK
November 2003

JUN 10, 2008 05:42 PM

You may have over-refreshed...

eyerush

eyerush

Hayward, CA
October 2005

JUN 10, 2008 08:39 PM

That's it. I coming to Texas. We're going drinking.

rabiddedbare

rabiddedbare

I'm lost
February 2006

JUN 10, 2008 11:24 PM

wink tongue

MaitresseCerise

MaitresseCerise

Sarasota, FL
June 2008

JUN 11, 2008 11:56 AM

It is such a great movie, very raw and real.

MaitresseCerise

MaitresseCerise

Sarasota, FL
June 2008

JUN 11, 2008 12:04 PM

Oh totally, they really worked so well together! They could not have cast two people with better chemistry, everything just flowed naturally for them.

nikonphoto80

nikonphoto80

Lexington, KY
December 2004

JUN 11, 2008 10:50 PM

Oh my god to funny. did anyone say anything to you about that?

So what was it that you thought you wanted to do?

nikonphoto80

nikonphoto80

Lexington, KY
December 2004

JUN 11, 2008 11:53 PM

Well that was nice of them, I'm glad no one said anything to you.

Well I have to say that I would love to find some people to buy that house with me and help fix it up, it is big enough for a lot of people to live there, I would love to own it because I could have house gussets all the time and they could stay for as long as they wanted because it is so big. It is a very historic house, it is well over 100 years old and is made of sand stone, it is a very unique house, I want to go inside it but I'm afraid I will get caught.

redmess

redmess

Vanuatu
August 2004

JUN 12, 2008 07:36 PM

the visual i'm getting from you and the watermelon just totally made my day.
hilarious!

i'm hoping to come down to austin in july.
it is absolutely imperative that we meet up for patio boozing. i'll keep you posted.

xo

eternalpain75

eternalpain75

Murrells Inlet, SC
November 2005

JUN 13, 2008 12:01 AM

Also, if you are looking for something to mix JD with don't use Sharkel Berry Fin Kool Aid...trust me, its fruity yet bovine puke

eternalpain75

eternalpain75

Murrells Inlet, SC
November 2005

JUN 13, 2008 12:17 AM

They blew alot of smoke up my ass, and never called. ARRR!!!

masticorestongue

masticorestongue

Loveland, CO
August 2006

JUN 13, 2008 12:32 AM

I don't know anyone who thinks alcohol and spicy stuff tastes good together. I had a spicy bloody mary once, puke !

Shh... they never saw a thing... wink

masticorestongue

masticorestongue

Loveland, CO
August 2006

JUN 13, 2008 01:00 AM

It was a cell phone picture so it didn't turn out as awesome as I thought it would when I took the picture. Look closer in the lower right of the middle window. The back of the couch provides ample camoflague for the little dude biggrin At first I though it was a fucking pillow

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

JUN 13, 2008 01:20 PM

Oh this made me laugh....! I probably would've sheepishly done the same.

I gave my father so many gift last year with a cutesy card as well and I have no idea if he ever read it. This year I plan to win: I'm giving the family cruise tickets I'd bought for myself. You kind of can't complain about that.

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