age: 32 (Oct 31, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: Entertainer

crush: every girl i have ever felt up

stats: CRAZY FAT

makes me happy: Girls, Candy if only I could find a girl named candy !

fantasy: Super Powers

body mods: 0 Gauge ears {stretching} 10 Gauge nipples

into: Popsicles, karaoke, stand-up, sideshow {crap like that}

sign: Scorpio/monkey

gets me hot: Navels and Nipples