I have nothing new to say.

State And Main by David Mamet:

"It's not a lie; it's a gift for fiction."

I GOTS ME A JOB!!!

I'm still unemployed, but I'm drunk! WOOHOO!

Chatting with Story Takakura...

I desperately want to see a fake commercial for croutons based on this song. Hopefully it would be nothing but white people smiling and eating steaks with a tiny salad with slow motion crouton application. That would be a great opposite to these lyrics...based on Good Times...

Croutons
Any time you need some spicin'
Croutons
Bringin' greens to eat with bread
Croutons
What a spicy way to bulk up

Makin' a salad, keepin' it re-al

Pepperidge Farms is on order
Pepperidge Farms is the plan

Spicin' up the salad
Croutons
Makin' salad dinner
Croutons
Garlic and Oreg'no
Croutons
Chargin' up the bagged stuff
Croutons

Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Croutons

Today, one of the grossest things that has ever happened to me happened. I had a large, half-dollar sized blister on the back of my heel. It was full of pink-tinged pus, and was leaking slightly at the top. I was sitting on a bench, hunched over, poking at it. Since there was a small hole at the top, I decided to put pressure on it to get the pus out. I pushed on it with my thumb but it didn't ooze. So I put a bunch of pressure on it, and it popped like a zit, squirting straight up from the tiny hole on top, coating my face and shirt with pus. I had to change my clothes and wash my face, since a girlie friend of mine was on the way over.

So, that now eeks out the time I got so drunk at First Avenue that I viciously shit myself on the walk back home.

My life is wierd...I need a hug...

I am trying to remix old four track tapes from over a dozen years ago. For some reason that makes me feel like I should feel like a perv to be here, even though I wrote my first punk song when most of the models were not yet born. I don't feel bad or guilty or icky, I just noticed that this song I'm going to link to was written around 1988.

I think we should start a wrinkle and joint-pain group.

Anyhoo...

I have been trying to remix old four track recordings from 1986-1994. They're really fucking cool, but the quality is shit, due to bleeding. I'm doing my best to isolate not only the tracks but frequency ranges. Alot is lost though. Listen to the "bridge" in this song and you'll notice that there is a hunk missing that I can't find....

Vermis id Mortem

Michael J Nelson from MST3K is now selling MP3s of riffs for movies. All you have to doo is sync it up with the movie.

It's in the beta phase so the RiffTrax are only 1.99 each. So far "Road House" and "The Fifth Element"!

Go get some: http://www.rifftrax.com/