While everyone is suffering through finals this week and the next, I just went to the store and bought me a pack of beer and liquor for the weekend and next week.

Wanna know why?

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING DONE WITH EVERYTHING.

Time to celebrate. Graduation in 10 days.

Women are the world's greatest works of art.

Me and my time machine.

Not saying the 80's are coming back... because it's pretty clear that they are.

I wouldn't wish allergies on my worst enemy.

HO. LEE. FUCK.

I've never met a white person who had dreads who DIDN'T smoke weed.

Back injuries are literally the worst thing in the worst.