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"I can't wait to has beer wiz dis man again!!! "

"Awesome dude...I feel almost as if am a student to the Teacher!
I was taught about Newtown, Beer, SG, Punk as well as many facets of life by this wise dreadlocked wizard....and in only a few hours. Would much like the idea of another beers and life-lesson session very soon"

"Platy is such a lovely adoring bloke, I was very happy to spend time with him in Sydney and thoroughly regret not getting to perform the entire Tooty Ta with him in front of our SG friends. You rock, hun! x"

"The sweetest guy in the whole world, with only one flaw! (he doesn't like capers )
Immediately felt like I could trust him with my life, and is also a super cool person to have some beers with. I could go on and on, but Mark is just a lovely guy, and I have loved meeting him. "

"this new layout of this wesbite keeps fucking me over !
this monotreme..... has a gentle & sweet nature.... is herbiverous.... and has pet rats ! (how cool!)
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"His support and friendship mean the world to me. He is always there with a kind word and the right question."

"He is a totally sincere, funny and sweet guy."

"He has GNOME POWERS!!!"

"He's so confused"

"My favourite amphibious SG bloke.... keep me on hand for a beer next time you hit my town mate!"

"Most beautiful soul ever....Love him forever "

"Mr Platypuz is my favourite monotreme! "

"He is such a sweetheart and I'd love to meet him one day."

"Knows more about beer than I do about anything. He's also one of the easiest people to get on with that I've ever met."