films:

1. Casablanca
2. The African Queen
3. To Have and to Have Not
4. The Philadelphia Story
5. Caddy Shack
6. Summer Rental
7. The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
8. Big Trouble in Little China
9. Waiting for Guffman
10. Amelie

books:

1. To Kill a Mockingbird
2. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
3. The TIme Traveler's Wife
4. Chocolate
5. A Year in Tuscany
6. Little Women
7. Good Night Moon
8. Pajama Time
9. Green Eggs and Ham
10. Ann of Green Gables

tv shows:

1. Project Runway
2. Top Chef
3. My Life on the D-List
4. Work Out
5. Deadliest Catch
6. Myth Busters
7. Ninja Warrior
8. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
9. Scooby Doo
10. Sponge Bob

 

into: Laughter, I love to laugh and I enjoy people who make me laugh.

not into: People who think being mean is acceptable human behavior

hobbies: Crocheting, knitting, pole dancing, enjoying schadenfreude, remembering how to spell schadenfreude

5 things i can't live without: Dark Chocolate, Semi Sweet Chocolate, Milk Chocolate, Diet Pepsi, Mascara

i spend most of my free time: Wondering where time went

 

gender: female

occupation: Fitness Guru, Award winning Choreographer, Director and performer, motivational speaker, ordained minister

current crush: Plueeze!

stats: perpetually pissed off, occasionally bitchy, often unruly, always truthful

favorite position: I am always pro-sex

sign: Take what you want, Eat what you take

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.