Member: Pheme

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JULY 9, 2008 @ 07:26 AM

Is it odd that I've become obsessed with becoming an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church simply because I can?

I have no burning religious need to minister to people...yet, I just think it's cool.

I could perform wedding ceremonies at like the gym or in a theater or anywhere!!!

I'm liking this idea.

I could start my own ministry.

I wonder if I could start my own church, we could all wear OUTFITS.

This could be what gets me out of my funk.

I wonder if I get a title?
Goddess might be asking for too much, Mother sounds...Old....HIGH PRIESTESS!!!!

OH YEAH!!!

EDIT 1:00PM
I DID IT!
My application is in review and I should be ordained within 72 hours!!
Comments
BigPoppa99

BigPoppa99

Elmhurst, NY
April 2006

JUL 09, 2008 07:30 AM

I think you pay no taxes as an ordained minister.

I tired to get tickets for some days and only the 110 and up were available. I might see it in august

electric_eel

electric_eel

Las Vegas, NV
February 2007

JUL 09, 2008 07:39 AM

how do you pronounce saudade? if i ever decide to get married, you can do the ceremony. don't hold your breath. i would probably start a church of poker and name myself the bishop of bluff. hehe.

BigPoppa99

BigPoppa99

Elmhurst, NY
April 2006

JUL 09, 2008 08:02 AM

i can be wrong about the tax thing frown

King_Mob

King_Mob

Orchard Park, NY
September 2005

JUL 09, 2008 08:27 AM

Heh.
I am actually Rev King_Mob.
Got it on a lark myself.
Havent even thought of it until now.

It's all a perception thing.

Jay_Blank

Jay_Blank

Brooklyn, NY
July 2006

JUL 09, 2008 08:41 AM

Seriously, start your own church and rake in that money.

I'd join it if only we turn the baptismal into a hot tub and get better tasting crackers.

ki1

ki1

Ireland
September 2007

JUL 09, 2008 09:00 AM

i wanna be one. im going to grow a beard wear a sheet and call myself jesus mark II.

arbitraria

arbitraria

HOPEFUL

Morristown, NJ

JUL 09, 2008 09:55 AM

i'm a little slow...but thanks for the comment on the band camp set, much love! smile

Pandara

Pandara

USA
October 2007

JUL 09, 2008 09:58 AM

I was married by a Universal Life Church minister. She's one of my best friends. It was pretty cool. biggrin

sweetbutch

sweetbutch

Sacramento, CA
March 2006

JUL 09, 2008 12:50 PM



marry me fay may

in the eyes of whatever lord you envision


i'm really just here for the consummation

and the outfits


aldremech

aldremech

Tucson, AZ
July 2006

JUL 09, 2008 06:42 PM

Welcome to the fold biggrin I was ordained March 30, 2000. I have done 2 weddings and a baptism so far. Someone asked me to do a funeral, but I wasn't able to preside that day. It's been a little slow metaphysically around here surreal

realistic67

realistic67

Vancouver, BC
August 2005

JUL 10, 2008 03:36 AM

As long as you don't become a Nun... that would be a loss to the world.

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