So a racist congressman, a jackass rapper, and a highly competitive tennis player all do what they’re pretty much known for doing at about the same time.

Suddenly these are symptoms of some national outbreak of jackassery, according to the jackasses whose job it is to “spot trends” (i.e. make shit up about stuff) like this.

Baloney. We are a nation of jackasses, at every level, and have been from the beginning, right about when we started killing Indian people, at least, I’d think.

So the headlines should be something more like, “Why Are We Such Jackasses, In General?” or “Why Does Kanye Get To Do It On TV While I Have To Sit Here At The End Of The Bar And Be A Jackass To Such A Small Audience?” Something like that.

That might lead to a more enlightening discussion.

Hooray hooray, it's that time again!!!!!!!!

WWDDD?

I'm honestly excited about this, and I don't even have cable.

Here's something with period flavor, for all you brokenhearted SGs (and wannabees):

You're welcome.

There's still time to celebrate the National Day of Prayer! I'm ready to get down on my knees--if you'll get down on your elbows, that is...

No, seriously... this is Christo-Fascist bullshit. There's nothing "multifaith" about this "holiday" at all, and I wish all of the wingnut Christers would just fuck off and die.