I hate multi girl sets where they're not actually looking at each other. Really? Is the camera more interesting? Is something exciting happening somewhere past the naked girl in front of you? Are there two naked girls in the corner?
I like a good hot story, but the pretty girl posing is just a bit rubbish.
I like a good hot story, but the pretty girl posing is just a bit rubbish.
I love my skaters. I proper love them. All of them have got such massive talent and I'm not just talking about skating.
They're inspiring in a way I've not experienced before. Whether it's dedication, positivity, the ability to make someone else feel good, the ability to dig deep when they feel shit, scared or knackered, just the sheer effort that goes in.
When training makes you vomit and you come back out, you're my kind of gal.
When you're having a mare but reset and carry on anyway, then you're my kinda gal too.
When you can laugh at yourself and encourage your teams mates then I just wish I was more like you.
They're inspiring in a way I've not experienced before. Whether it's dedication, positivity, the ability to make someone else feel good, the ability to dig deep when they feel shit, scared or knackered, just the sheer effort that goes in.
When training makes you vomit and you come back out, you're my kind of gal.
When you're having a mare but reset and carry on anyway, then you're my kinda gal too.
When you can laugh at yourself and encourage your teams mates then I just wish I was more like you.
So.....I'm trying very hard to get a grip on my road rage and I have to say it's been going pretty well......in fact I reckon I've improved at least 75% and no longer end up hanging onto my steering wheel screaming obscenities.
Now
I can cope with the middle lane hoggers.
I can cope with the Sunday drivers and learners.
I can smile sweetly about boy racers and early twenty something dollies in their minis
I can cope with the people who drive at 30mph no matter where they are.
I can nearly cope with people who don't know how to use their indicators.
.......see how nice I'm being.
I'm even learning how to cope with the assholes who regularly road rape me with their BMW or Audi shaped penis' and are convinced they have the god given right to thumb it in anywhere they feel like.
But what really pisses me off? Fucking 4x4's.....unless they're muddy and being driven by a rural type. If they're clean and white I hate them even more. Add tinted windows and I'm quite beside myself.
From observation I have concluded that these drivers fall into one of the following categories.
Some tiny blonde woman who needs a sat nav just to be able to find the solitary child in the back who's starting to develop attachment issues. School run time is particularly dangerous, with this type of driver being liable to swerve across the road at any given moment to park in the middle of the lane you're in.
Some fat assed, golf playing........fat ass, who needs a Toyota Hiroshima just to fit them and their ass in.
And the complete fucking prick who somehow believes that sitting in their 4x4 means that they are exempt from any of the usual rules the rest of us have to abide by. I have been close to death at the hands of these fucking retards 3 times in the last 2 days.
What is more, only one of them had the decency to apologize, he just hadn't seen me....his fucking car was obviously so ridiculously high he couldn't see out of it!
The other two felt the need to swear, drive up my ass and swerve all over 2 lanes of traffic round a roundabout to gesticulate more......one because I had the audacity to already be travelling down the road in the place they wanted to be and the other because I was stupid enough to be on the roundabout when they wanted to pull out (at high speed, without looking).
They were both (and are usually), bald, short, inbred twats with no fucking manners.
I hate them, I hate them so hard. I swear to god one day one of them is going to get pummeled right in the face.
Now
I can cope with the middle lane hoggers.
I can cope with the Sunday drivers and learners.
I can smile sweetly about boy racers and early twenty something dollies in their minis
I can cope with the people who drive at 30mph no matter where they are.
I can nearly cope with people who don't know how to use their indicators.
.......see how nice I'm being.
I'm even learning how to cope with the assholes who regularly road rape me with their BMW or Audi shaped penis' and are convinced they have the god given right to thumb it in anywhere they feel like.
But what really pisses me off? Fucking 4x4's.....unless they're muddy and being driven by a rural type. If they're clean and white I hate them even more. Add tinted windows and I'm quite beside myself.
From observation I have concluded that these drivers fall into one of the following categories.
Some tiny blonde woman who needs a sat nav just to be able to find the solitary child in the back who's starting to develop attachment issues. School run time is particularly dangerous, with this type of driver being liable to swerve across the road at any given moment to park in the middle of the lane you're in.
Some fat assed, golf playing........fat ass, who needs a Toyota Hiroshima just to fit them and their ass in.
And the complete fucking prick who somehow believes that sitting in their 4x4 means that they are exempt from any of the usual rules the rest of us have to abide by. I have been close to death at the hands of these fucking retards 3 times in the last 2 days.
What is more, only one of them had the decency to apologize, he just hadn't seen me....his fucking car was obviously so ridiculously high he couldn't see out of it!
The other two felt the need to swear, drive up my ass and swerve all over 2 lanes of traffic round a roundabout to gesticulate more......one because I had the audacity to already be travelling down the road in the place they wanted to be and the other because I was stupid enough to be on the roundabout when they wanted to pull out (at high speed, without looking).
They were both (and are usually), bald, short, inbred twats with no fucking manners.
I hate them, I hate them so hard. I swear to god one day one of them is going to get pummeled right in the face.
