Mike is on a plane trip to California for vacation, since he is from the Midwest and he has never seen the west cost before he is very excited and he begins drinking beer after beer. Halfway through the flight Mike is feeling very tipsy and he realizes he has to pee badly, walking back to the lavatories he notices that all the men’s rooms are occupied. Mike begins to worry because if he doesn’t relieve his bladder soon he feels that he will urinate in his trousers. So Mike asks one of the flight attendants if he could use one of the unoccupied ladies rooms, she says that he may provided he obeys three simple safety rules.
Rule number one: do not touch the button that says “WW”.
Rule number two: do not touch the button that says “WA”.
Rule number three: do not touch the button that says “ATR”.
Mike quickly agrees to these rules and goes into the ladies lavatory where he sits down and relieves himself. While in the ladies room Mike notices the buttons “WW” “WA” an “ATR” on the wall, curiosity getting the best of him he forgets about the rules and pushes the “WW” button. Promptly warm water squirts up onto his privates. Mike thinks this is weird but decides to find out what “WA” does anyway. Immediately warm air blows out on his privates drying him off. At this point Mike figures women have it made so he pushes the “ATR” button. Just as he pushes the button he feels white hot blinding pain in his abdomen and passes out.
When Mike wakes up he is in a hospital in Los Angeles with a very stern looking nurse standing over him.
The nurse looks down at Mike and says “you pushed the “WW” button, didn’t you?”
Mike says “yes”
Then the nurse says “and you pushed the “WA” button”
“Yes”
“And then you pushed the “ATR” button, right?”
Mike says “yes I did and that was when I passed out, what happened to me?”
The nurse says “ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Remover, your penis is on the pillow next to your head, have a nice day.