into: Bettie Page and other Pin-ups. Long naps on the futon. Getting lap dances. Sliding dolla bills into garters.

not into: Smoking. Drugs. Idiots. Assholes.

makes me happy: stuff.

makes me sad: chest pains.

hobbies: Collecting GI Joes and other Action Figures. Hiking. Photography.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Photography, hiking and naps.

 

gender: male

occupation: Photo Journalist (For Real)

gets me hot: See my list of favorite SG's

sign: Will work for food.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY STATUS: single

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.