This is gonna start lame. But the end will be better.
I have big nuts. Seriously. I know why woman complain about there big breasts getting in the way. I live in Florida. Sweat + big balls = discomfort. Normally I dust them with powder before going to work. But today, the powder got forgot. Now I have big sore nuts. More chaffed than anything else. And that spot between my nuts and asshole. And my legs were the sack rubs. Chaffed.
On the lighter side. We normally sell $300 to $600 in fireworks on a Saturday. I sold $1900 worth today. Single handedly. After work, we had a Product Evaluation. We shot off a couple thousand dollars worth of fireworks. It took 4 hours. Big Bang Boom.
Finally, As I type this. 2 returned POW's from Iraq were giving there return speeches. I'd like to thank all the Women and Men who are or were in the U.S. Military. And there families who sacrifice there loved ones. I KNOW how lucky I am to live in this free country. And I KNOW who to thank for it.
I have big nuts. Seriously. I know why woman complain about there big breasts getting in the way. I live in Florida. Sweat + big balls = discomfort. Normally I dust them with powder before going to work. But today, the powder got forgot. Now I have big sore nuts. More chaffed than anything else. And that spot between my nuts and asshole. And my legs were the sack rubs. Chaffed.
On the lighter side. We normally sell $300 to $600 in fireworks on a Saturday. I sold $1900 worth today. Single handedly. After work, we had a Product Evaluation. We shot off a couple thousand dollars worth of fireworks. It took 4 hours. Big Bang Boom.
Finally, As I type this. 2 returned POW's from Iraq were giving there return speeches. I'd like to thank all the Women and Men who are or were in the U.S. Military. And there families who sacrifice there loved ones. I KNOW how lucky I am to live in this free country. And I KNOW who to thank for it.
