Holy crap! I could drink this béchamel sauce I just made. But that might end up in a heart attack.

In case you didn't know it.....Goat's irises are rectangle. Look it up.

Cape Cod opens spaces. How much does that grass look like rolling tufts of green hair?

My chicken and cashew lettuce wrap (with green onion and garlic in a sauce consisting of soy sauce, rice vinegar, brown sugar, red pepper, ground ginger and sesame oil).

Great recipe I worked up. It's breaded pan fried chicken, arugula, blue cheese (or feta), walnuts, cucumber, scallions, celery, and parsley in a simple vinaigrette. Put it in the fridge and eat it cold. Nice!

The photo came out tasty!

Now.....to find a girl who will spend time with me and my cooking.

Always use a tether line when you explore your deeper thoughts. You'll need a way back out.

A mystery is afoot in the Supreme Court. Someone is putting pubic hairs on their soda cans.

I hope the end of the world comes with the sound of a toilet flushing. I might not be there to hear it, but just the thought makes me smile – Hilariously anticlimactic. All the hopes, dreams, love, hate, anger and revenge.....reduced to the same sound you hear after getting rid of last night's taco salad.

Most amazing animals in the world. Only found off the southwest shore of Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbFsjuYrVA

Fact: Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

Inferred fact: Smurfs carry lots of diseases.