"An absolute kindred spirit. I lived just down the road from you for 10 years and never once met anyone as awesome as you out there. LIFE Y U SO UNFAIR?"
"Within the first week of knowing her, I learned more about her bodily functions than I EVER should. Thankfully, she's balanced it out with sass and songs about ass and titties."
Antichrist
Phoenix, AZ
November 2008
MAY 25, 2012 06:52 AM