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I just bought all these crazy vintage ties for $2. Some of them are nice. Some of them are hideous. I want to make a skirt with them.
Today I worked, looked at two apartments, ironed a ton of clothes, bought and consumed whiskey, washed clothes in the tub, randomly texted people, and read two newspapers. Also worked on an eBay auction and looked at apartments online.
I feel bored. This doesn't happen very often.
What can I do in two hours?
He'll kick you apart! He'll kick you apart, ooo!
There is a thing on TV about axes and lumberjacks and logs.
I spent the last week without electricity, due to having gas heat, which is so expensive right now that I couldn't afford to pay. A surly fellow came and shut off my electricity. They turned it back on late Friday, after I paid a ton of stupid fees.
It was mostly inconvenient and frustrating, but it was also sort of nice not to be able to use the computer. I washed each morning by boiling water on the stove, pouring it in a bucket, putting the bucket in the bathtub and strapping on a headlamp. I slept a lot and did a lot of flashlight reading.
But now, behold, there is light, and I see that it is good.
Add the newly recovered glasses and what do you get?
EDIT: Wow, I have such a lazy eye it's not even funny.
-Commercials where things are "clinically proven to work"
-Babies named Madison
-Babies named Aiden
There's also this commercial that goes sort of like this:
(Break room at an office)
Woman One: Oh, what's that you're eating?
Woman Two (eating some microwave thing): It's parmesan-encrusted FISH!
It drives me and Thom crazy that she doesn't specify what sort of fish it is. It's just "FISH".
Also:
There's a Silk soy milk commercial:
Generic Consumer (holding a box of soy milk):
"My boyfriend and I tried Silk. It was good... it was cold in the cereal."
That's it? It was "good" and "cold"?
For fuck's sake, lady.
Also: I am watching a remake of Psycho that I didn't know existed. It has fucking William H. Macy in it. I love him.
On NOVEMBER 22, 2007 @ 10:04 PM I posted a blog about getting glasses. I had been missing my glasses, which I seriously need to, like, live, for a very long time. They had mysteriously vanished and I'd resolved that they were gone forever. I decided to get new ones. In the meantime, I was very squinty.
I put it off and put it off. This weekend, while cleaning out my closet, I pulled out a dusty old messenger bag, and heard some rattling in the pocket. There they were, intact and waiting. I can see again!
Ancient blog!
Hahaha, awesome.
Okay, I go to the optometrist tomorrow to get new glasses! I need your help to pick out what sort I should get. To help you along, I've invented these highly detailed specs of my specs! Try not to faint at the realism.
Round glasses: Because I'm old-timey like that. I may actually buy some antique or replica ones and have my prescription put in. Behold!
Rectangle glasses: I resisted these forever because everyone and their mother has them. But if they make me look extra cute, maybe I should give in, hm?
EDIT: Look at these amazing steampunk glasses on eBay. Oh God. They're all I've ever wanted.
Edit: Auuuuurgh, The Inner Light is on next! This is the only one I can't watch. Too sad. Changing the channel. Oh god.
Edit: Ooo! Planet of the Apes!
I am also watching Star Trek TNG on SciFi.
Oubliette said:
After my first SG set, I thought these underpants had gone to the big underwear drawer in the sky, but it turns out I was wrong!
I found these whilst emptying my drawers. Wait, that sounds wrong. Anyhoo, my sentimental instinct paid off, and now I'm passing the benefits on to you, the almighty SG member!
Offered up for your bidding is this lovely, lacy, luxurious, luscious lingerie! Please feel free to bid either in this thread or through PM's. Winning bidder gets the drawers and a cute little package full of delightful extras.
I'll leave the bidding open for one week, and I'd like to start at $20, if it please ye.
~O
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