“hey look at that cute girl who testified before me! she's right about you, you know. you're pretty kickass.”

“kickass penpals AND defender of the universe”

“Oskar is a w e s o m e.
I hope i'll study in the US when he gets back home so I can teach him how to drink russian vodka . or just give him a hug because he's really cool ! ”

“Oskar is a really nice guy ^^ I hope to meet him sometime when he comes to visit the homeland..maybe we can go skiiing or something lol anywho hes a good friend ”

“A queit unassuming individual, he always makes you wonder if he is secretly planning your demise.

You better keep your ass safe over there in the desert!!”

“Oskar is an attention whore Just kidding...you know I love you I had the privilege of meeting this truly genuine awesome guy, and had the opportunity of showing him a great but amazingly out of the ordinary weekend in Maryland

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You better be safe over there mister, or you will have me to deal with when you get back!! Oh and BTW you are gonna have to come back to MD for a welcome home CRAZY clothes optional party when you get home

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See you soon ”

“Oskar better get his ass back to SF so we can be tourist buddies again sometime. I wish he'd been around more, as I really enjoy seeing him, and he shares a love for my favorite brunch place.”

“Oskar and I were married in the past life.”

“And he is a good kisser.....ASS KISSER!!!!”

“oh and he is good at turning girls down when they ask him to dance...thats first class heartbreaker status!”

“Oskar is the coolest hipster around. He is a disco dancing queen! He is one fucking sexy bitch!
Just try to resist his sexiness!”