into: I'm a closet fan of honky tonk music. I have discovered that I love being in the water, so I gravitate towards water-based activities (swimming, surfing, kayaking). I also like to snowboard. And I like arguing with dipshits on the Internet about who would win hypothetical fights between various fictional characters.
not into: Mary Jane Richards, or facsimiles thereof.
makes me happy: Playing the Barnyard Animal Noise Game with my nephew and not caring what anyone else around us thinks about me.
makes me sad: Knowing that, by the time my nephew is old enough for college, polar bears will have become extinct.
hobbies: Being angst-ridden.
5 things i can't live without: Surfboard. Skateboard. Snowboard. Clean underwear. Matching socks.
vices: I am a vice. I'm sweeter than a drop of blood on a sugar cube.
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: trying to increase the quantum probability that I will wake up outside my apartment.
gender: male
occupation: I program the video games that make you break up with your boyfriend.
current crush: crushed my heart.
stats: I have acres of land. I have men I command. I have always a shilling to spare.
body mods: I'm uncircumcised because, as my mom likes to tell me, my 'wee wee was too tiny to be cut'.
heroes: All of the Justice League of America. Joe Strummer.
gets me hot: I have this thing for girls with glasses.
favorite position: Do you really want me to be honest here?
fantasy: To play guitar like Eddie Van Halen, circa 1984.
sign: Who do I look like, Marlee Matlin?
most humbling moment: Uh, how about being dumped by my fiancee for a screenwriter? No wait, that was my most humiliating moment.
i lost my virginity: to a woman who was way out of my league.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.
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