Member: OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary feels like she's been a New Yorker her whole life.

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APRIL 24, 2008 @ 05:15 AM

Here's the deal:

Lots of people in the Army smoke. Lots of people in the Army are inconsiderate. Put these two together and what do you get? Inconsiderate smokers.

I hate inconsiderate smokers. I want all inconsiderate smokers to die of lung cancer as soon as possible. If you are an inconsiderate smoker and you are reading this, die of lung cancer right now.

I don't want to die of lung cancer. That's why I don't smoke. So what makes you think its ok for you to light up in front of me? It's not ok. Especially inside of things. You can at least ask or something, "Hey, do you mind if I bombard your lungs with carcinogens?" That way I can say "Uh... yeah" without being an asshole. Not that I have a problem with being an asshole. I'm quite comfortable with it. I'm just saying. If I wanted to insert a syringe of ebola virus into your arm, I would ask first. If I was going to smash a vial of sarin in your face, I would ask first. Why can't you ask before filling my lungs with cyanide?

SRSLY YOU GUYS...


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Comments
Raziel666

Raziel666

Minot, ND
April 2006

APR 24, 2008 05:36 AM

I do agree with you about this issue.I am a smoker,but I was taught never in the home or around non-smokers.My kids never knew I smoked til they were older,for I would go outside.Because I did want the best health for my kids.I do get upset with other smokers that don't think of others well being,like you said not asking first.Tho,I don't smoke anywhere else but my back yard.At a club I belong to,I was on the commite that banned all smokers for lighting up inside.I do wish others smokers would be considerate.

Chriztian

Chriztian

Tallahassee, FL
September 2004

APR 24, 2008 06:04 AM

If I was going to smash a vial of sarin in your face, I would ask first.



Note: this is a bad plan.

I totally agree with you and am perhaps even worse...I especially dislike it when people stand like right outside of doorways and say "But I went outside" as if you don't have to walk through it to get inside.

Mockingbird

Mockingbird

Chicago, IL
January 2006

APR 24, 2008 07:42 AM

It's like college. Trust me, I understand. It sucks even more that we're on the lake in Chicago so there's wind. Smoke in the face sucks.

BigPoppa99

BigPoppa99

Elmhurst, NY
April 2006

APR 24, 2008 09:07 AM

i dont like the cigs. Im a cigar smoker we are more polit and courtious.

smile

Akina

Akina

Lakewood, WA
July 2006

APR 24, 2008 09:55 AM

Maybe you should start carrying a vial of sarin afterall.

And no sad faces.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

APR 24, 2008 11:43 AM

We need to get you out of the desert.

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

APR 24, 2008 11:59 PM

I'd say, "Move out or I'm going to put out that cigarette for you."

I hate smoking. I personally think that it should be banned in the United States. Getting FDA regulation is the key. Smoking makes everyone's health care more expensive, public and private. It's simply ridiculous.

Here is a good charity who has Internet petitions on occasion: http://www.tobaccofreekids.org/ .

Please stay out of harm's way as best you can. wink

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

APR 25, 2008 03:19 PM

They should smoke outside. ALways. and quit smile

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