Here's the deal:
Lots of people in the Army smoke. Lots of people in the Army are inconsiderate. Put these two together and what do you get? Inconsiderate smokers.
I hate inconsiderate smokers. I want all inconsiderate smokers to die of lung cancer as soon as possible. If you are an inconsiderate smoker and you are reading this, die of lung cancer right now.
I don't want to die of lung cancer. That's why I don't smoke. So what makes you think its ok for you to light up in front of me? It's not ok. Especially inside of things. You can at least ask or something, "Hey, do you mind if I bombard your lungs with carcinogens?" That way I can say "Uh... yeah" without being an asshole. Not that I have a problem with being an asshole. I'm quite comfortable with it. I'm just saying. If I wanted to insert a syringe of ebola virus into your arm, I would ask first. If I was going to smash a vial of sarin in your face, I would ask first. Why can't you ask before filling my lungs with cyanide?
SRSLY YOU GUYS...
Lots of people in the Army smoke. Lots of people in the Army are inconsiderate. Put these two together and what do you get? Inconsiderate smokers.
I hate inconsiderate smokers. I want all inconsiderate smokers to die of lung cancer as soon as possible. If you are an inconsiderate smoker and you are reading this, die of lung cancer right now.
I don't want to die of lung cancer. That's why I don't smoke. So what makes you think its ok for you to light up in front of me? It's not ok. Especially inside of things. You can at least ask or something, "Hey, do you mind if I bombard your lungs with carcinogens?" That way I can say "Uh... yeah" without being an asshole. Not that I have a problem with being an asshole. I'm quite comfortable with it. I'm just saying. If I wanted to insert a syringe of ebola virus into your arm, I would ask first. If I was going to smash a vial of sarin in your face, I would ask first. Why can't you ask before filling my lungs with cyanide?
SRSLY YOU GUYS...










