occupation: Contrarian
current crush: My wife.
stats: Short, fat, and cranky.
favorite position: The Lithuanian Typewriter.
sign: Cancer on Society
MY DIET: Omnivore
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting