I went to the gym this afternoon and grabbed a bottle of flavored water out of curiosity.

Before opening it, I noticed something floating around. The substance was not a solid, but not entirely fluid. It kind of swirled around and looked a bit milky....and...sweet christ is that jizz? In my Powerade bottle?! I didn't order a protein shake!

I got my buck fitty back and let the salesmonsters figure it out for themselves. They were more disturbed than I was.