age: 31 (Aug 20, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2013

occupation: Almighty viking - rrrroooaaarrr!!!

i lost my virginity: Eventually

crush: Motorazor. But it's more than just a crush; she has my deepest love.

most humbling moment: Almost losing my virginity to a mattress.

fantasy: Sharing everything and anything with my woman is the only way to go for me.

sign: Leo

makes me happy: My sexy Motorazor. Also, food, sex, porn, orgasms, bacon, metal, movies, video games, laughter, tits and ass, my cat, being respected for who I am.

makes me sad: Burnt bacon (I'll still eat it, tho). Being interrupted just before an orgasm. On the more serious note: Ending up in misunderstandings,

into: Music (especially metal), writing, reading, movies, tv-shows, porn, video games, humor, chatting, surfing the net, cooking, junk food

gets me hot: My DNA all over her T&A