age: 30 (May 14, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: student/freelance bum

why i did sg: there seems to be the coolest girls in the world on here... oh yeah, and boobies

i lost my virginity: and i wish it was to a different person

crush: sadly, it's kelly osbourne

body mods: i gots the virgin skin

gets me hot: most of the girls here... and short haired chicks too

into: music, music, music, making people laugh, pretending to be artsy/pretentious, dvd's, well-rolled blunts, percentages, intelligent girls/witty girls/girls with a good taste in music/girls that dont "blend in with the crowd", nyc (everything about it), live music, good tea, the simpsons, ali g show, curb your enthusiasm, newcastle brown ale, adult swim, my hair

stats: no thanks

sign: taurus

fantasy: thats a good question...