bands:

1. all kinds of stuff, really.

films:

1. Secretary
2. The Jerk
3. anything by Todd Solondz
4. Leon (The Professional)
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. Waiting for Guffman
7. Triplets of Belleville
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Being John Malkovich
10. A Scanner Darkly

books:

1. David Sedaris
2. Tom Robbins
3. Haruki Murakami
4. Noam Chomsky
5. HItchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
6. Culture Jam
7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
8. PostSecret
9. Fabric of the Cosmos
10. Pad

tv shows:

1. Daily Show
2. Colbert Report
3. The Office (BBC & NBC)
4. Venture Brothers
5. Metalocalypse
6. The Sopranos (thank you Netflix)
7. Golden Girls (don't judge me)

Artists:

1. Audrey Kawasaki
2. Amy Sol
3. Sas Christian
4. Lori Earley
5. Ron Mueck
6. Camille Rose Garcia
7. Chiho Aoshima
8. Alphonse Mucha
9. Ray Caesar
10. Kris Lewis

 

into: kittens over babies, repetitive graphic patterns

not into: house centipedes, silverfish, tumors, the midwest, talking on the phone.

makes me happy: patterns made by tree branches, unpainted wood, animals that look like grumpy old men, the sound of my cat's eternally whistlely nostril, awkward moments.

makes me sad: fluorescent lighting, beige, the rare occasion that a good song is used in a commercial, blind faith

hobbies: I'm a scarf making machine.

vices: coffee, shoes with straps, blank notebooks, sushi, and (tragically) bacon.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

 

gender: female

occupation: telecom superstar

current crush: ponies.

heroes: math theorists. and people who can fold fitted sheets.

gets me hot: wit.

fantasy: being debt-free.

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally