Sooo I haven't had much luck here in Atlanta with the dating scene, too many women are just interested in games and flings it seems so I jumped into online dating...I joined Match.com. Hopefully I'll be able to find someone.
Hope everyone is having a great week, mines not been too bad. Went to see Thor finally today, it was awesome
A friend of mine that works for another pharmacy texted me today to let me know that my pharmacy had someone arrested today for forgery lol that's 2 in less than 2 weeks! awesome stuff
Take care all, hugs to all my friends and don't be strangers lol message me peoples I'm always up for talkin

Ok so earlier I posted about having a guy arrested at work, well it was fuckin badass...there was deception, there was a fight, there was a highspeed chase, there was shenanigans, there was general stupidity

So here's the story, dude (we'll call him bob) comes into my store monday (when i'm not working) and tries to get a prescription filled. He gives us his old rx bottle (which has the previous fill date on it) and the new prescription...well low and behold its too soon (which we wouldn't have known if he hadn't given us the bottle since it was from a diff drugstore)...stupid move #1 (hope you can count high...there is a pattern here)
We tell him we can't fill said prescription since it was too soon, he proceeds to argue with us and tell us that it shouldn't be a problem since he's gotten the same medicine filled at other pharmacies recently(we also wouldn't have been able to find this out either without him telling us)...stupid move #2.

Thursday Bob comes in...diff people there since I wasn't there monday so I wouldn't have known about any of that...and drops off a prescription for the exact same med as monday, I tell him i'm gonna have to verify the prescription since we've had so many forgeries lately(remember that I said this to him...shoulda been a warning to him), and that i'd have to call and it might be a bit before I heard anything since it was lunchtime. I call the Dr's office and the nurse tells me she's had 4 other pharmacies all to verify for the same drug for the same patient(dead giveaway that it's a forgery), and to hold the Rx and not give it back until the Dr can call us back...he wasn't in the office in the morning. Bob comes back in later that afternoon and I tell him I still haven't heard back from the Dr that it might be tomorrow before we hear anything since he wasn't in the office in the morning. He asks to have the prescription back to take it elsewhere, I tell him I was told by the office that I couldn't give it back to him(which means they think something is up and they suspect something...ie dead give away that we think its a forgery), he says oh ok i'll see you tomorrow...stupid move #3
Friday Bob calls and asks if his medicine is ready(seriously we were amazed that he actually called back after what I told him thursday about not being able to give the Rx back to him), we told him yeah it'll be ready in about 30 minutes. The same pharmacist that was there monday was there today and he's just stunned that he's still tryin to get this filled. So we call the cops and tell them what's up, they drive up in an unmarked car and wait for him to call, they gave us their cell #'s so we can call them with his description and everything. Bob shows up and asks how much it is, we ask him to hold on a sec and we call the cops(in front of the patient since our pharmacy is kinda small we can't hide it) and give them his description....all in front of him. He asks again how much it is(stupid move #4), we tell him it's $131.32, he says he doesn't have enough money so he goes out to his car and as he reaches in to get more money the cops pull in and surround him. He jumps in his car and peels away with 4 cop cars in pursuit, he's in a mustang and is flying thru the parking lot trying to escape and narrowly misses a telephone pole as he slides onto the main road in town, finally they run him off the road and he ditches the car but gets tackled by the cops

Bob has got to be the dumbest criminal i've ever seen...I mean we threw red flags up all over the place(unfortunately we had to to be legal lol)
He shoulda known somethin was up. We have someone arrested about once a month it seems for forgeries...people are just stupid lol


Also for more fun someone linked this to me today...kid is gonna make a fortune as a motivational speaker one day lol
Awesome youtube vid

Hope you all enjoyed this story as much as I did

Edit...for some reason that youtube vid wouldn't embed

hahaha a friend of mine just showed me this
http://www.funis2cool.com/fun-stuff/bearded-knit-beanie-hat.html

Man what will people think of next

Per the CDC this is the OFFICIAL guide to surviving the coming Zombie Apocalypse

CDC guide

This shit just got real folks

I think the CDC forgot a few things to keep with you for the coming Zombie Apocalypse...
namely
1: A Shotgun
2: A Machete
3: A Gallon of Diessel Fuel
4: A Flame thrower if possible
5: Lots of extra Bullets and Shells

I hope this guide is helpful to all! Be careful out there SG land

In other news i'm going on vacation tomorrow for a week to Here
I can't wait i'm so excited and I promise to have tons of pics for you guys and ladies when I get back

Friend of mine showed this to me, i'm not a big fan of rap but holy shit this girl is badass....dude on the keyboard isn't bad either lol

One of my patients at work came in today and started telling us a story about how he got to carry the Olympic Torch for the 1984 Olympic games in LA. He was telling us how the Olympic committee had a contest to guess how long it'd take you to run 1 mile to the nearest second without going over, and X number of people who got closest would be picked to carry the torch during the relay across the country. He ended up guessing 9 minutes 36 seconds, well his time was 9 minutes 36.03 seconds so he was the closest and got to carry the torch in LA. We were enjoying his story then he whipped out this bad boy lol


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