Member: NoPantsDave

NoPantsDaveis a 31 year-old in Cincinnati, OH.

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bands:

  1. Punk
  2. Polka
  3. Opera
  4. Musicals
  5. Classical
  6. Folk
  7. Grrrl Rock
  8. Oldies

films:

  1. Alfred Hitchcock
  2. Ingmar Bergman
  3. Orson Welles
  4. Charlie Chaplin
  5. Woody Allen
  6. Federico Fellini
  7. Sergei Eisenstein
  8. Lloyd Kaufman
  9. Akira Kurosawa
  10. Fritz Lang

books:

  1. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  2. Voltaire
  3. Vladimir Nabokov
  4. Hermann Hesse
  5. John Steinbeck
  6. Philip Roth
  7. Ernest Hemingway
  8. George Bernard Shaw
  9. Plato
  10. William Shakespeare

tv shows:

  1. Pete and Pete
  2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  3. Wonderfalls
  4. The Prisoner
  5. Alfred Hitchcock Presents
  6. Monty Python's Flying Circus
  7. Law and Order
  8. Gilmore Girls
  9. Black Adder
  10. Red Dwarf
 

into: Philosophy, Literature, Baseball, Coffee, Cigarettes, Cheese.....

makes me happy: Playing my accordion...drinking coffee...watching baseball...going to concerts...esperanto

makes me sad: Sadness is a barnacle clinging on your bright boat. You won't let it sink your spirits if you'll only learn to float. We are all sea captains sailing on life's rough seas. Come on you Magellans, come with me, I've got pie.

5 things i can't live without: Apparently there is nothing that I can't live without

vices: self-doubt

thoughts on sg: It's okay

 

gender: male

occupation: I read....constantly.

current crush: Jena Malone, Vivian Darkbloom, Emma the Lunchline Lady, Ellen Page

stats: G 911 AB 3354 R 494 H 898 2B 214 3B 17 HR 116 RBI 426 TB 1494 BB 274 SO 460 SB 120 CS 49 OBP .326 SLG .455 AVG .268

gets me hot: Small boobs rock!

favorite position: I like when a woman dresses me up in her clothes and violates me with a strap-on....what of it.

fantasy: To live boldy and to walk the shining path of righteousness...

sign: one half of an equilateral triangle

most humbling moment: Realizing I was the fast runner....

i lost my virginity: eventually.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Bookworm, Fetish.