About Me

Above average height, all own teeth; generally a throbbing, seething mass of complex contradiction.

age: 31 (Feb 23, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2006

occupation: Rock 'n' Roll Underachiever

i lost my virginity: at least once

crush: Currently open to tender

gets me hot: Cars, guitars, girls and Satan (that's actually a song title, but it works).

makes me happy: The release of synaptic seratonin in my cerebellum.

body mods: Tattoo covering scar tissue. The scar was probably cooler, to be honest.