Sometimes when I'm taking a shower I grip the stream of water that is jettisoning from the shower head tiger claw style. I don't actually grip it. You can't grip water. I pretend to. I imagine that I'm actually shooting the water from the palm of my hand (tiger claw) back to the shower head. I've never actually mentally explored why I would want to shoot water back at a showerhead. (Other than right now...)
I'm possibly a super hero that can shoot soft streams of water from my palm?
Not very super. Pretty fucking stupid, actually.
Think of all the applications that would be useful for, though? Hygiene. Botany. Thirst quenchyness. The list goes on.
I'm possibly a super hero that can shoot soft streams of water from my palm?
Not very super. Pretty fucking stupid, actually.
Think of all the applications that would be useful for, though? Hygiene. Botany. Thirst quenchyness. The list goes on.
My last journal post was March 14ish 2005. I'm not much of "blogger."
However I will leave this treat for anyone who happens to stumble onto this page:
However I will leave this treat for anyone who happens to stumble onto this page:
"In a letter to the White House, a leading US Senate Democrat, Diane Feinstein, expressed 'profound dismay' that the White House allegedly wrote a large portion of Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi's speech to Congress last week. 'His speech gave me hope that reconstruction efforts were proceeding in most of the country and that elections could be held on schedule. To learn that this was not an independent view, but one that was massaged by your campaign operatives, jaundices the speech and reduces the credibility of his remarks.'"
Whose your deity? Say Im your deity!
The adult entertainment industry is rearing up to launch its most
offensive material to date.
February 27, 2004: 11:59 AM EST
Hollywood (CNN/Entertainment) - Not even before the smoke clears from the gun or the body turns cold so to speak, the seedier side of
Hollywood is already penning a farce spin-off to Mel Gibsons controversy fest: The Passion of the Christ.
Alec Cole and his company Adam & Eve Productions are the culprits behind the film that many social critics say will go down in history as the most blasphemy laden and downright offensive material in the history of the church. The tentative title that Cole is working with thus far is; Christs Passions: Jesus Gets Nailed.
The script in question has yet to be completed but most of the casting is already set in stone. Some of the stars include: Nina Hartley, Anastasia Pierce, Amber Lynn, Billy Glide, Alexandra Silk, Nikita Denise, and John Hammers. As far as who is being cast as Jesus himself Cole had this to say; We arent releasing that information until the film is packaged and ready for shipment. Mainly for the protection of the actor himself and if nothing more than the fact that we want this to be a big surprise to all our loyal customers. We cant release any more information other than Diamond J himself will be top notch and the obvious center piece of the film. Carmen Luvana is said to be cast as the not-so-virgin Mary.
When Gibson was approached to comment on this he declined completely. Apparently he had already been notified of the production and is said to already be taking legal action against it. Due to the separation of church and state and our countrys commitment to freedom of speech it may be difficult to find a federal court that will even hear this case. Gibsons lawyers said they are going for a complete blockage of production, as apposed to a civil suite.
The material in question is scheduled to hit shelves in late April and will no doubt be a huge seller for the controversy factor alone. Adam & Eve are already the fastest growing adult entertainment company in North America and with this gutsy move may claim the coveted top spot in the industry.
The adult entertainment industry is rearing up to launch its most
offensive material to date.
February 27, 2004: 11:59 AM EST
Hollywood (CNN/Entertainment) - Not even before the smoke clears from the gun or the body turns cold so to speak, the seedier side of
Hollywood is already penning a farce spin-off to Mel Gibsons controversy fest: The Passion of the Christ.
Alec Cole and his company Adam & Eve Productions are the culprits behind the film that many social critics say will go down in history as the most blasphemy laden and downright offensive material in the history of the church. The tentative title that Cole is working with thus far is; Christs Passions: Jesus Gets Nailed.
The script in question has yet to be completed but most of the casting is already set in stone. Some of the stars include: Nina Hartley, Anastasia Pierce, Amber Lynn, Billy Glide, Alexandra Silk, Nikita Denise, and John Hammers. As far as who is being cast as Jesus himself Cole had this to say; We arent releasing that information until the film is packaged and ready for shipment. Mainly for the protection of the actor himself and if nothing more than the fact that we want this to be a big surprise to all our loyal customers. We cant release any more information other than Diamond J himself will be top notch and the obvious center piece of the film. Carmen Luvana is said to be cast as the not-so-virgin Mary.
When Gibson was approached to comment on this he declined completely. Apparently he had already been notified of the production and is said to already be taking legal action against it. Due to the separation of church and state and our countrys commitment to freedom of speech it may be difficult to find a federal court that will even hear this case. Gibsons lawyers said they are going for a complete blockage of production, as apposed to a civil suite.
The material in question is scheduled to hit shelves in late April and will no doubt be a huge seller for the controversy factor alone. Adam & Eve are already the fastest growing adult entertainment company in North America and with this gutsy move may claim the coveted top spot in the industry.
Everybody hug someone different than you. Old people hug a young person. Straight people, hug someone you think might be gay. White people hug a black person. ...OK, there aren't a lot of black people, so we're going to have to share the black people.
