age: 29 (Mar 13, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Smut peddler, Web Goddess

heroes: My mom and of course your mom

fantasy: Football! A full body suit. A masters degree. World Famous Novelist.

stats: Is this a baseball card? I'm six feet tall, I'm chunky. I'm sexy.

most humbling moment: Feeding the homeless, watching someone die.

crush: I've found my soul mate.

makes me happy: Cooking, , Football! Orgasming, Organizing, writing something worth reading, throwing an unbelieveable party, spending sprees, shots, grocery shopping, cleaning, my iPod, jeopardy, word games, scrabble, big guns, watching porn all day, watching documentaries,

gets me hot: Collarbones, wrists, breasts, penis's and vaginas.

sign: Mermaid.

makes me sad: Liars cheats and cowards, the church's views on gays, homophobes, when people can't see how beautiful they really are. death, animal abuse, child abuse, hurting people.

i lost my virginity: send out a search party.