Oh Dearest Baby,
I love it when you kick and squirm around inside my belly. But kicking the breath out of me and/or making me literally scream out in pain by you kicking, oh I dunno, a vital organ or nerve or just punching a hole through my uterus, is not a very nice way to treat your Mommy. Settle down a little bit or there will be no chocolate breastmilk for you.
Love
Mom
(if your Mom never produced chocolate breast milk for you, it was cuz she didn't love you AHA!)
I love it when you kick and squirm around inside my belly. But kicking the breath out of me and/or making me literally scream out in pain by you kicking, oh I dunno, a vital organ or nerve or just punching a hole through my uterus, is not a very nice way to treat your Mommy. Settle down a little bit or there will be no chocolate breastmilk for you.
Love
Mom
(if your Mom never produced chocolate breast milk for you, it was cuz she didn't love you AHA!)
JUN 07, 2011 06:20 PM
I don't think I was loved... 
JUN 07, 2011 06:52 PM
LMFAO. I remember those kicks! Or when they do full on somersaults and it feels like they are wrapping your intestines around them...that's fun! lol. Why do I miss being pregnant? 
