age: 32 (Nov 14, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: dysphoric writer/drummer

fantasy: to live in your house and eat all your cereal.

i lost my virginity: to a robot

stats: i'm tall and pissed

most humbling moment: almost passing out while playing drums. Best rush ever.

makes me happy: whatever makes me sad.

makes me sad: my current state of happiness

body mods: i have ink. I do not really want piercings.