Goal: Get a $15M spacewalk, minus the $15M part.
Likelihood: Maybe if I do something horrible enough to get banished from Earth. Otherwise, not a chance.
Likelihood: Maybe if I do something horrible enough to get banished from Earth. Otherwise, not a chance.
Goal: Become a millionaire. Or billionaire. Yeah, billionaire. That sounds good.
Likelihood: Slim to none.
Likelihood: Slim to none.
Goal: Swap weather systems with northern Canada or fix air conditioner.
Likelihood: Nil.
Likelihood: Nil.
Current Life Goal: Master "Whiplash" and "Blackened" on guitar without practicing.
Likelihood of Achieving Said Goal: Nil.
Likelihood of Achieving Said Goal: Nil.
