"Murlocs make me sad"

"A dirty dirty old man.. But that's why I like him. "

"Nementh eats babies and kicks kittehs. That's why I like him "

"A very cool Ninja who is unfortunately allergic to me but it was kinda fun finding that out "

"This does not exist."

"Leader of the ninja clan, and can play a fine game of Texas hold 'em."

"Mnementh has balls of gold."